The Original Agahnim's definitions
A gentle-aggressive person is an unremarkable or medium sized person that is not small enough to have full blown Napoleon's syndrome (like Derek Chauvin) but not large enough to be a gentle giant, so they might or might not become aggressive with a larger person, and usually be gentle with little people and midgets, but might get mixed up and end up being aggressive to the little people and midgets every now and then, and become gentler with the larger people, the giants.
The gentle-aggressive guy wasn't passive-aggressive, he was usually gentle with the midgets and he was nasty and aggressive with people that were too tall, but then sometimes he would be nasty and aggressive with the midgets thinking he might have done the wrong thing, and he would be gentle with the giants instead, all of which seemed like a human and inhuman thing to do at the same time.
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
Get the Gentle-aggressivemug. Someone that tells people one thing from their pulpit, then tells people something different behind the scenes.
The poser would say God Bless You when somebody sneezed in public, but would reveal that he/she never actually believed in God or the bible when it was just family, friends, or nobody (not the broader audience) around. After all of his/her talk about what other people did not want in their backyards, it turned out the one who was a different person outside their own backyard was him/her, not the Not in My Backyard folks (a clever abbreviation).
by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Get the Posermug. Someone that has a different name, look/image, and language than the one they spoke as a kid (a language more like an imitation of someone else's) to get liked/accepted by others more than they were as a kid.
He/she must have wanted to be a poseur when he/she grew up, because he/she is speaking in someone else's tongue instead of his/her own, but then again he/she always imitated other people growing up too, without really ever being someone that other people thought about imitating as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Poseurmug. A female that thinks males don't have the capacity to love or cook their own food for themselves, and thus they need to pick a female to do it for them. A female that pretends to be a kiss ass sub serviant person to benefit from doing so (usually financially).
The pick me could always marry an 87 year old guy if she wanted to be with somebody her claims of having to cook for, clean for, and serve would actually be legitimate. Other females might judge her and think she should be more selective still, but if he was a billionaire why would being selective matter to her?
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
Get the Pick memug. A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).
The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the Civil Warmug. The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her from the other side, and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for someone to ask if it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
Get the Knucklesmug. Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
Get the Red and greenmug.