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Someone that seems like a shy person without much sense if you don't know them well.
Robert/Roberta Ford seem shy and harmless until you turned your back, then his/her standoffish nature showed through the surface, though you wouldn't ever see it until it was too late.
by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021
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Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.
The parrot lady would have on her camoflage outfit hiding in plain sight in the town square barking at the happy passerbys in a standoffish manner, always. Her friend requests and apologies made Chevy Chase look like the most sincere and heartfelt guy you ever met.
by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022
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Unpleasant, usually for no good reason.
The parrot lady would get standoffish and bark at any passerby that didn't allow her to walk all over them after having someone other than herself call them a bunch of names like passive or weak (something other than one of the alphas like herself) or all these other things, trying to lock down their neighborhood (not hers, as she wasn't even originally from there) with lies, and being as inflammatory as possible towards them to cause any drama that she could.
by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022
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Always forcing other people to stand up to you or resort to fighting.
The mouthy girl's standoffish ways came directly from her uber competitive nature.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Something that handles a lot of traffic, whether it gets difficult or not.
You're still the noisy stone the builder rejected. Calling yourself the builder and another person the mentor doesn't make you part of the road, you can still get cleaned up from the road you're trying to walk all over as long as you keep trying to.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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Something that handles a lot of traffic, whether it gets difficult or not.
You're not the next generation, you're the same generation, except you're the part of it that holds nothing sacred. Nobody paved the way for you to walk all over, which is why you can still get eaned up from the road you're trying to walk all over if you keep trying to.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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