Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Red Smitty 

The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.

Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.

Red Smitty by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

Buccaneers 

Prettier than Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

The Buccaneers are metrosexual pirates, they can't help that they are pretty, they were born that way.

Buccaneers by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Buccaneers 

The prettiest and whiniest pirates you will ever see, for a team that claims to be so much tougher than their opponents! At least the Raiders are happy to have somebody's least favorite football players on their team.

Tampa Bay Buccaneer- Did you see the guy hit me ref?

Referee- Next time you whine to me about somebody doing something mean to you, you're out of here!

Tampa Bay Buccaneer- But ref, he...

Referee- Shut the fuck up, go tell the Buccaneers your sob story!

Buccaneers by The Original Agahnim January 23, 2022

Short circuit 

The movie that came before AI or the Matrix.

Not as many people seem to remember Short Circuit as the Matrix, it might be that it didn't have enough special effects for some people.

Short circuit by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

Freedom fighter 

Someone that fights freedom, usually on horseback to make himself/herself look higher than the law and thinks of themself as the law. Otherwise known as an instigator, someone that always tries to trap or provoke people much in the way a matador would trap and provoke a bull.

Syd Noreaga thought of herself as a healer even though everyone around her was sick as from a plague of her. Some people had loved and missed the freedom they had back in 2019, before each and every freedom fighter started calling himself/herself the law.

Freedom fighter by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

Waver

A female version of what would be called a bitch if it (he) was a male. Someone that all of a sudden seems like a more popular/tougher imaged (almost like they magically transformed, or worked their "magic") person when a bunch of people are crowded around them.

The wavers were rolling 39 deep (like rabbits in the spring time) in the back of the pickup truck, waving at people they secretly wanted to fight while those people wondered what they were waving at and why they didn't just hop out the bed of the truck without hesitation at 39 deep since you couldn't be civil with them anyway without getting treated like a man child, a soft assed punk, an idiot, a retard, or a passive pussy (walked all over). Why were they still pretending to be such fun, colorful, exciting, free spirited (it was their treat to make fun of people, as with any other bully you've ever met) people if they had no reputation to uphold?

Waver by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022

Waver

A female version of a male bitch. Someone that gets much tougher when a bunch of people are around (like a crowd).

The wavers were rolling 39 deep (like rabbits in springtime) in the back of the truck waving at people they secretly wanted to fight while the people they were waving at wondered what they were waving at and why they didn't just hop out the bed of the truck without hesitation at 39 deep, since the people they were waving at couldn't be civil with them (without getting treated like a man child, idiot, or retard) anyway.

Waver by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022