The circus that is the Olympics.
If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021

It was interesting how someone that loved to see aging buildings they called eyesores and didn't hold sacred (or aging people, plants, or animals for that matter) was quick to talk about overlooked stones (usually in reference to themself and how necessary they are) in a foundation.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

If a male gets his dick chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world gets to laugh because he was probably a rapist and an abuser, at least that is the accusation, but if a female got her tits or other parts chopped off and tossed in a cornfield, the world is expected to weep for such a brave soul (even if she might have been someone who wasn't a nice or good person).
It's a double standard when the lives of one sex are treated like junk/garbage, and the lives of another are treated like critical and revered.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Someone that freaks out or has adverse effects that other people around them don't have on a light amount of a drink or substance (not just once but always, something they're known for) is about as close you get to what somebody means when they say somebody is a lightweight. So a guy drinking a quart of wine and not being able to stand up is not a lightweight, because most people shouldn't have good balance after drinking a quart of wine.
The lightweight is falling all over the place or making a chaotic environment every time he/she has a couple shots or beers, or hits of a joint.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

The girl that thinks she is Chyna, the pro wrestler, the one blocking the stairway and asking loudly to everyone that isn't outside with her What the hell is going on might not be stumbling or falling all over the place, but she's making an environment just as chaotic as someone doing that, and the worst thing about it is at least someone stumbling and falling is at least aware of what they're doing when it becomes irritating or chaotic. A lightweight is also someone that gets even mouthier than they already are sober when they are drunk or on something, someone that gets beer muscles or beer courage.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

The one that always moves the goalposts to their own game to keep people from finding a rhythm. If you figured out the difference between what really happened and what a history book tells you happened, the game changer would change history. If you discovered the meaning of life, the game changer would change it to something else just to keep you arguing with his/her argumentative natured self.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

A few items on the bucket list of the funny/suspicious Indian dude-
1) Go skydiving.
2) Finish a Nascar race driving against oncoming traffic.
3) Wrestle Daryl Stingley (though he had to cross it off the bucket list in 2007 before he got to do it).
1) Go skydiving.
2) Finish a Nascar race driving against oncoming traffic.
3) Wrestle Daryl Stingley (though he had to cross it off the bucket list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey Mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.
Daryl Stingley- Not today kid. I actually dont think my wrestling future looks too bright for tomorrow or after tomorrow either kid, so don't put it on your bucket list, I'll never live up to your expectations if you do.
Daryl Stingley- Not today kid. I actually dont think my wrestling future looks too bright for tomorrow or after tomorrow either kid, so don't put it on your bucket list, I'll never live up to your expectations if you do.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
