The Original Agahnim's definitions

Pretentious

Somebody that pretends to love people they don't really love and support things they don't really hold sacred, from LGBT rights, feminism, mental illness, and other causes to spiritual causes, all to promote an extraverted, sociable image that is not really them. Someone that tells a broad audience of people that don't know them well that they are one way, when really they are another when nobody is around.

The pretentious girl was introverted when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look extroverted and fun when there was an audience of her suckers she was trying to play around, as they were a path to power for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Highlight reel

When someone is quick to have something to show (like pictures) for their peaks (the scuba diving trip, the yacht party, the rock climbing trip, the sky diving, the base jumping, the time they were on the jet skis, the skiing trip, and so on) to counter what they are usually like when not doing these "active" things (what they were like back in school before they had money, and who they still are deep down when nobody was watching their highlight reels).

A few people that knew him/her well could see right through his/her numerous highlight reels of adventure and daring, andhow he/she had benefitted from showing them to people to forge a path to success, a career ladder to step on/walk all over others.

by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021

trustee

Someone that does what they're doing for themself, not for another person.

The trustee had a financial interest in holding funds.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Instigator

Someone nobody will miss, as nobody misses someone trying to walk all over them.

Sign person- What are you going to do when it all works out?

Me- Oh you must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back? Well, that's a peace I'll only know on the other side of her leaving, so it's happily ever after I've only read about. If I had a limited imagination, I'd tell you all that I will do then.

by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).

Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

Summertime

The season that was once free of any sorts championships, as it is meant to be.

There was a good reason there were no sports championships in the summertime. The Olympics don't come every year.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Uber

It's hard to feel bad for someone that gets in the wrong car twice before getting murdered. The driver of the second car might not be right for murdering the girl, but she was a questionable kind of person for wandering around not knowing what the fuck was going on, as you would have to be to get in the wrong car not once but twice before the incident. There's no law that says people have to be forgiving and friendly to every moron with no common sense.

A legit uber driver has a bright neon blue sign on their car that says uber, in case some moron like that girl that died is wandering around lost and can't find the driver. The uber sign seems effective enough for most people that use uber instead of an old fashioned taxi.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021