Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Poseur
Someone that has a different name, look/image, and language than the one they spoke as a kid (a language more like an imitation of someone else's) to get liked/accepted by others more than they were as a kid.
He/she must have wanted to be a poseur when he/she grew up, because he/she is speaking in someone else's tongue instead of his/her own, but then again he/she always imitated other people growing up too, without really ever being someone that other people thought about imitating as a kid.
Poseur by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Real person
Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
Real person by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
George Carlin
A guy that really was from the same neighborhood as his brother, it wasn't just his pretentious bullshit that kept him there for many years, it was home for him. He was a real person.
George Carlin wasn't a guy from New Jersey pretending to be from New York or using five different pseudonyms, he was himself all the time.
George Carlin by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Jive ass turkey
Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.
Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?
Jive ass turkey by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Nigger lover
Something you haven't heard since the 2000's, before Facebook and Myspace, except in movies about the 1800's made in the 2010's.
Even the black people were trying to run that crazy no good nigger lover out of town, and it was the town he was originally from.
Nigger lover by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Dog
Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!
Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.
Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.
Dog by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
overinflated
The ego of a guy that doesn't do everything a female says or assume she is always right about everything and questions her.
overinflated by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021