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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Rude installation 

An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.
Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?

Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.

Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.

Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.
Whether it's forced on people or not, there will always be a natural resistance, equal and opposite.
As the expression goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same.
Change by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
Getting back or even with somebody.
He/she said that he/she liked being a trippy cartoon first, then later on got mad and changed his/her mind, saying that he/she had to be totally sub serviant around this person or that person to get his/her revenge on an enemy.
Revenge by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Trojan bunny 

Like a Trojan horse except faster and even more vicious.
The Greeks inside the Trojan bunny said to each other that the Prince of Troy's tongue was too smooth before they hopped out the bunny's ass, well over 39 deep. At least they didn't bother to wave first when they tried to take over the city.

Hunger strike 

Feeding somebody that won't feed themselves but has the ability to (such as an otherwise healthy adult) is treating them better than they are treating themselves.
If they're keeping their prisoner alive rather than torturing or murdering her, they're treating her just fine, she's just not getting the treatment she wants, and that's why there is all the bad press about the hunger strike. If it was a male, nobody would give a fuck, if they weren't already laughing at him over his stupidity.

Hunger strike 

People should do whatever they want in life, as long as they take the consequences that go with it. A hunger strike is no different.
By feeding someone on a hunger strike through a tube, they are trying to keep her alive even though she doesn't seem to want to be alive and won't feed herself. She isn't on her hunger strike for selfless reasons because she is human and not an animal, and her hunger strike was her own doing. Only animals are entirely innocent and selfless.

Hunger strike 

A way for someone to undo themself and everything they have ever done.
People participate in their own undoing, whether they are male, female, white, black, asian, latino/a, indian, or anything else such as islander. A hunger strike is no different than any other form of undoing, someone could die by trying to scare everyone else into doing something that way, and it ends up being everyone but the person that went on the hunger strike getting blamed for their undoing, when in reality nobody else is obligated to fall apart to put humpty dumpty back together again.