Pestilence

Something that will never really quit pestering people, no matter who tells you it will end if you wear a mask or get a shot, or fall in line to do everything else you are told, such as a deadly virus.
The pestilence awakened in the darkness of people's dreams about what they weren't fighting for.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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escape

When a visiting team wins a game, they escape. Whether a home team wins or loses, they don't need to go anywhere, they're home already.
Escape is something you do when you're somewhere you shouldn't have been in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022
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Stuck on stupid

White guys on TV show trying to guess the names of black people that black people don't even know about so that they don't look racist on TV, since they were plucked from obscurity for that reason.
Those guys were stuck on stupid too long.
by The Original Agahnim June 04, 2021
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Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Thinkiness

Guy- I bet the guy that thought of the word thinkiness was high as hell when he thought of that.

Other guy- It wasn't a dude, and believe it or not, she never did smoke pot. She's one of the mindless idiots that think everyone that has ever done drugs did them because they are weaker than her or her dumber than her.
by The Original Agahnim January 04, 2022
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Machine

Something that has a harder life than everybody else, probably because a machine wishes it knew what it was like to care about what's right and wrong, and wishes it knew what it was like to find someplace where it belongs.
You think it's hard being a human, try being a machine for a day and see if you would make it as a machine.
by The Original Agahnim October 09, 2021
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Poseur photo album

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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