Mutual Acquaintance- Have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.
Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.
Curly Crowe- It wasn't my idea that we meet, it was yours.
Mutual Acquaintance- Ah, the things that happen to us are so epic and hilarious. I am so headstrong, theres nothing I can't do and there's no one I can't take on.
Curly Crowe- Not everyone really thinks it's as funnyvas you do, they just pretend to because they're around you (because you're pretentious) and you want to keep your bullshit going and keep everybody defending you.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
Patrizia Reggiani was the one that weakened the Gucci family, she was the parasite, not Mauricio Gucci. In what way was he the weak one? The dumb one, yes, but the weak one he was not.
Patrizia Reggiani was the one the betrayal followed around like a dark cloud, and she was the worst kind of weak person, worse than the kind of weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't weak, she was the kind that would have somebody else kill for her to prove that she wasn't weak (like a member of the Bush family).
by The Original Agahnim January 06, 2022
No matter what kind of misinformation statistics people are given on TV, females aren't better at de-escalating anything than males. Many of the people who live to escalate things are either female or effeminate.
Some, if not many females live to escalate things and not to de escalate them, so trying to bullshit people with statistics to push for more female law enforcement, when there's already too much law enforcement as it is, with people being over recruited and over policed is not going to change the reality of human nature, neither do statistics, no matter how convincing they sound. Some females have an interest in law enforcement, some have an interest in science, others have an interest in music or the things they have an interest in, but at the end of the day if somebody doesn't have an interest in something, trying to push them to develop an interest in it or change their way of thinking isn't making the world a better place the way some would claim it is, and it isn't a selfless cause.
by The Original Agahnim September 02, 2021
Stephen King calls it anger with it's make up on, so when someone is always making unhilarious attempts at humor, it's because they are silly, not angry. It's because they are the worst kind of clown, one that isn't funny.
It's better not to have any sense of humor than to make unhilarious attempts at one to be part of a group so that you don't end up alone.
by The Original Agahnim June 24, 2021
He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.
by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021
A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-
Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.
Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.
Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.
Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.
Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.
Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.
by The Original Agahnim February 02, 2022
The kind of people that will ride up behind you on a motorcycle and stab you in the back with a sword if you're too busy watching a quiet one to notice one of them coming.
So you watch your quiet rogue minding his business over there, meanwhile I'll be watching these noisy ones on motorcycles with their swords and knives out. This guy Sato is dragging his sword on the ground sending sparks everywhere, and as interesting as the quiet one might be, it looks like Sato is going to decapitate somebody in about 2 seconds. When was the last time you saw a guy get decapitated? You see quiet ones minding their business all the time, what is there to watch?
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021