The Original Agahnim's definitions

Stunning

Something that shocks you. An overused word these days, since writers, especially sports writers use it to describe ordinary events rather than extraordinary ones.

It would have been stunning had the Clippers won, not lost. The same way it is stunning when a team like the Cubs wins a world series instead of the same old Yankees every year, it is stunning because the Cubs were the opposite of the Yankees most of their existence, the team that hardly ever won, and were loved for the opposite reason as the Yankees.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Awesome

An overused word that describes people, places, and things that are not really awesome in any sense of the word.

Ah, you convinced people you were somehow an awesome, necessary person. It's the same thing the police, the FBI, the government, the media, healthcare workers, and many other entities (such as religious ones) do all the time with people's lives.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Giving in

Pressure is never so high that you have to give in to it.

Tough love was their way of saying it was fighting and not giving in that kept people going.

by The Original Agahnim July 31, 2021

Crate

A crate is kind of like a tin pail, there's not a whole lot interesting about it.

The dork thought that everybody did everything they did in life for a reputation, because she didn't get why they might really do what they were doing. So she stacked a bunch of crates into a staircase and fell down hoping a few people would notice. Yay, how exciting and colorful is she to take to parties!

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.

Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.

It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Fox lady

A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.

The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022