Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Looney tunes
People that buy jewelry made of tricycle parts and propellors from Remote Control helicopters or drones.
Those goons were fuckin looney tunes, they were wearing chains and necklaces made from tricycle parts and remote control helicopters, there were too many parts spinning at one time not to drive the guy who's home they broke in crazy.
Looney tunes by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Dollar signs
Someone that tells people if they want a tree canopy, don't buy goods from Amazon (since Amazon builds warehouses), which is a lot like saying if they want a tree canopy, don't buy the houses the real estate market/development they profit from and are involved in is selling. Either way, somebody that tells you that is going to see dollar signs in something, and try to clear cut the trees and walk all over the land and the people there to get them.
As long as people see dollar signs, they are going to try and clear cut trees, it doesn't really matter to them what the land is used for, as long as they get what they want (and buying a few goods via Amazon is not wanting much compared to the millions they could make off the land they had clear cut, so it isn't the people they call sheeple that are taking more than they need off Amazon, and usually people that buy off Amazon already know they are part of the problem).
Dollar signs by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
assassination
People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.
assassination by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Unicorn
When someone says that he/she became a unicorn in prison, they're really saying that he/she became fake or cartoonish in prison. But if it happened in prison, didn't it happen before prison too, even if nobody noticed? Wasn't this person always a phony deep down?
Unicorn by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Subdermal body armor
Subdermal body armor by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021
Mollycoddle
The politician had become a mollycoddle after years of people playing up to him/her. No wonder he/she blew his/her brains out all over rotten.com, there was nobody around him/her that would tell him/her what they really thought (as naive as it would be to do so).
Mollycoddle by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021