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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

youtube poseur 

A phony youtuber that claims they always get sent death threats and drama when really hardly anybody pays attention to or knows who they are.
The youtube poseur thought that he/she the most important/influential person in the world, you could tell by the way they described what happened to people with a youtube channel, and you would think their was an army coming for this guy/girl on every front when in reality most people thought that he/she was about as interesting as watching paint dry, a couple of dorks that felt betrayed by the SS because it collapsed in the 1940's.
Charming as a 600 volt electric eel.
Polish guy at barbeque grill with eel charm- I'm single.

Female neighbor- That's a shocker.
Eel charm by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
As charming as a 600 Volt electric eel.
Grinch has that eel charm, his smile is infectuous isn't it? Don't you want to reach out and touch him Homer?
Eel charm by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Calibrating

Guy 1-Are you testing weapon?
Guy 2- I'm not testing I'm...calibrating.
Guy 1- Oh, I thought you didn't know what you were doing.
Guy 2- Well ya thought wrong...
Calibrating by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Brad Pitt ego 

A guy that thinks he looks like Brad Pitt instead of like nobody in particular.
The whining dork thought that guy had a Brad Pitt ego that's why she was really talking shit. She was the kind of person who would try to bite before you even got to do the obnoxious thing though, she was beyond vicious, someone you couldn't even stand being around.

Patrizia reggiani 

Nothing the Gucci family had was good enough for her, Mauricio was never good enough for her, that was why he had to die. He failed to be good enough for her, he failed to live up to her expectations.
The world has always been too easy on people like Patrizia Reggiani. The right people hardly ever get hurt, whether they are male or female.
Someone that lives in an empty house not because they don't have the money to put furniture in it, but to prove they don't have any attachment to anything material, have no sense of possession, and to shock people that are impressed by what they don't have rather than what they have.
Fidel was the kind of weirdo that grew up on a nice plantation but rejected material things because it made him look obnoxius instead of popular to have them. He wanted the image of a have not (rather than rich asshole), but didn't want to be one all his life. That was probably part of why he was so generous, it made him look good/popular with those not as fortunate as his family to get rid of all his shit (some of which was taken from them to be given back to somebody else).
Weirdo by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021