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Jeep

A somewhat elevated vehicle that some drivers feel that they can cover their enemies from.
The usual driver of the Jeep was in a position elevated above everyone else around him/her. That must've made him/her feel more powerful, possibly tougher.
by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022
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sideline

In sports, the people on the sideline don't get noticed, they're in the background.
Don't let the whining mollycoddle fool you, she got as much sports playing time as a kid as any other kid, her mother and father watched as many of her little league games as they did those of their male children, and she was the kind of person that liked attention so much she would try to walk over anybody she thought was weaker or more passive than her to get it. If you listened to her lies, you would think her mother and father didn't even notice her and that she had to do 10 times as much to prove she was just as worthy as a boy, when really the narrative is a means to an end, a way for her to keep getting the attention she was always accustomed to getting since birth because she was a bully (the kind that bullied due to too little discipline instead of too much). It's everyone around her that always had to prove that they were still worthy of anything once she arrived somewhere, it was everyone around her that had to prove they were not already obsolete, outdated, phased out, or useless (and ready for demolition). She was Buzz Lightyear, her mother's new flying toy. How could anyone not be obsolete when Buzz Lightyear came around? It mattered only to Buzz Lightyear who was on the sideline.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
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Pawns

The chess piece thought by some to be the most unwitting, though in reality nobody has to keep playing.
Derek Chauvin, George Floyd, Ahmaud Arbery, the guy that killed him, these were all pawns in the female Jim Jones's game, much like the people that stampeded those folks at the concert, and the police stampeded anything that resembles civil rights. Despite calling it social justice, it was never anything more than a bunch of people dying for no reason, if you called it what it really was.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Patrizia reggiani

Nothing the Gucci family had was good enough for her, Mauricio was never good enough for her, that was why he had to die. He failed to be good enough for her, he failed to live up to her expectations.
The world has always been too easy on people like Patrizia Reggiani. The right people hardly ever get hurt, whether they are male or female.
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
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Godmother

The godmother knew that coward was gonna rat her out.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
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Jim Jones

He encouraged people in his cult to report on each other and nobody questioned him, they thought it was the right thing to do.
Jim Jones convinced everyone that he was saving them.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
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Coronavirus

Nowadays you have two kinds of people in the way they think about the coronavirus, you have the ones that defend any mandate, rule or law the government suggests for them, and you have the people that defend the way they've always lived, no matter how exciting the new way they are being told to live might have seemed at first. The latter group hasn't been doing much fighting to get their voices heard though, just about all of what people are seeing and hearing on TV is dominated by the first group.
Just about anything people have heard about the coronavirus in the past year and a half seems designed to make them panic and surrendee control of their lives to an outside entity that they for some reason began to trust more than themselves to take care of them, even if taking care of themselves was never a major issue before 2020.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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