People trained to discourage locals from taking a stand against weak invaders that never tell anyone in the city they invaded what they did to their city but still think they own the place, and to instead fall in line with their bullshit agenda/plan via violence to combat violence until the police show up to detain these locals.
Violence interrupters know they're there to provoke things further rather than to reduce anything, which is why they're not the funny kind of joke.
by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021
Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021
If New Yorkers didn't tell the wildfire go fuck itself, if they looked the gift horse in the mouth and let it parade around their streets, they were going to end up overrrun by it one day, and the strange soldiers arriving/hiding inside it (male or female) were just a little too nerdy as kids for New Yorkers to allow this kind of takeover to happen.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
A shot people get in their spine that makes them want to go above and beyond the limit of 100 percent for some reason.
by The Original Agahnim July 05, 2021
Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
If the lead singer wasn't the girl next door, it would never bother her enough for her to bring it up in a conversation. Really, she just wants the image of something other than the girl next door, and the power that goes with it (to overrun neighbors that disagree with her). No amount of complaining about how females are treated unjustly by the industry will create artificial respect that wasn't there before, since any respect gained as a result of an artificial image would be artificial respect. Some people just say they are at odds with an industry that pays them more than most people make to get publicity and support from those same people that go out and buy their music with the little bit of money they do make at work, but these aren't multi-millionaires most of the time purchasing albums by groups like Evanescence. These aren't people that would be listened to if they complained the way Evanescence or Taylor Swift or other musical artists are listened to when they whine about unjust treatment or not getting paid as much as they think the world owes them.
Evanescence is a group led by a girl that was once the girl next door to somebody growing up, so why should their lead singer be a bigger deal than that? Why should anybody for that matter?
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
People thought the liquid bee seemed fun and exciting at first, until she went to the robot unveiling party in Metal Gear Rex after gaining the PAL key from some duped idiot, and killing everybody there in a biblical fasion.
by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021