Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Coward
The coward wouldn't do anything solo that would make her look inapprpriate, but with a large group, a cult or a gang, she might grope all the people the bureaucrats and their bureaucratic red tape wouldn't allow her to grope by herself (though nobody else would get away with it either). She had to make sure the numbers of people groping outnumbered the numbers of people not groping in her cult orgy, that way there was safety in numbers for all of them and everyone involved could call what they were doing appropriate, and what anybody outside the cult (outlaws of the cult) was doing inappropriate.
Coward by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Double standard
Nothing he/she did was ever lecherous, but if some else did the same thing as him/her, it was called lechery. No amount of celebration was excessive enough for him/her, and it was never called gloating when he/she did it, but if somebody else did it, it was always called gloating. He/she never did anything by a double standard, but was quick to try and tease or poke fun at the double standards of others.
Double standard by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Game changer
The one that always moves the goalposts to their own game to keep people from finding a rhythm. If you figured out the difference between what really happened and what a history book tells you happened, the game changer would change history. If you discovered the meaning of life, the game changer would change it to something else just to keep you arguing with his/her argumentative natured self.
Game changer by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Pretentious
Someone that lives in a bubble of (false) boundless optimism and hope or a Disneyfied fantasy world all year except Christmas for some reason. Their instinct to defend themself and look grown up kicks in at Christmas (even if it seems negative to others), and all of a sudden they're not a kid anymore, they're a big boy/girl. Yet somehow, they're still trying to call someone else the scrooge even if they are the ones putting the most effort into sucking the life out of people and the holiday season around the holiday season.
The pretentious piece of shit sent kids to Christmas carol at the front doors of strangers not because she actually enjoyed Christmas carols herself, but just to fuck with people's heads. She was the kind of person that would use other people's kids to walk all over people for her, even during Christmas, then wondered why everybody seemed like Scrooge.
Pretentious by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Highlight reel
Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.
He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.
Highlight reel by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Highlight reel
When someone is quick to have something to show (like pictures) for their peaks (the scuba diving trip, the yacht party, the rock climbing trip, the sky diving, the base jumping, the time they were on the jet skis, the skiing trip, and so on) to counter what they are usually like when not doing these "active" things (what they were like back in school before they had money, and who they still are deep down when nobody was watching their highlight reels).
A few people that knew him/her well could see right through his/her numerous highlight reels of adventure and daring, andhow he/she had benefitted from showing them to people to forge a path to success, a career ladder to step on/walk all over others.
Highlight reel by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
Patrizia reggiani
The silly girl with the serious looking and sounding public image that had unrealistic expectations of everyone she met, but was the same kind of person that would claim to have had to submit to others and be sub serviant around them if anybody so much as questioned her.
Mauricio didn't have a 12 inch diamond dick, so he was going to have to do an impossible amount of things to still leave most, if not all of the expectations of Patrizia Reggiani unmet. The game she invented for him to play even if he was unwitting or didn't want to or have an interest in it was designed for him to look like a fool and a failure by the end of it, there wasn't really ever another option to it than that.
Patrizia reggiani by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021