The Original Agahnim's definitions

Zeus

Zeus sounds a lot like the biblical version of God, the one designed to scare people into submission (to humans with more money than them, since gods aren't real).

Zeus sounds like a tyrant's tyrant, which is more of a human trait than any other living being.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Chicken of the sea

Something Tom Brady always beats the people that doubt him or question him at, since they always swim back to shore first.

Something was different about that night, every time Tom Brady tried to pull away I stayed with him, then the impossible happened, he said we're too far from the shore, so I told him I didn't save anything for the trip back. He had no excuse to fail, so he started to swim back to shore and on the way he started sinking, so I took him back to the shore. It was the one time Tom Brady was not as strong as he thought, and I was not as weak as I thought. I somehow pulled the guy down to mine and everybody else's level that night. He became chicken of the sea that night.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Weird

A person being weird isn't a real problem for someone else.

When you come up with a real problem and not a superficial one let me know, I'll be around, in weird form.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Mouth of the south

A name some kids made for themselves growing up.

Meg's mouth thought it was attached to Bruce Lee's body, that was why it was always talking shit. She had the mouth of the south and thought she owned the place wherever she went.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

Light rail

Light rail isn't Santa Claus.

Light rail didn't make the neighborhood cool, the neighborhood was cool when it was a blue collar neighborhood, then the light rail gentrified the area.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021