Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Equality
When a silly female can wake up with her silly friends in a room after a night of partying (like the silly movie Hangover) and try to figure out how one of them got a black eye and laugh about it (and there are plenty of females every bit as silly as the guys in Hangover, being female doesn't exclude them from being what they are) instead of somebody dying or going to jail because she didn't get the respect she felt that she was owed by the world, then there would be something closer to equality here, since that would mean there are more females with a live and let live attitude toward the opposite sex and each other. You'd have more females committing suicide to catch up with the rates of male suicides, and females would end up in jail or prison as long as males for the same crimes, and the police and authority figures would no longer take it easier on them even for traffic tickets.
People that whine the most about equality don't usually appreciate how fortunate they really are and have always been.
Equality by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
sinister
If somebody really is good natured, they don't invite hostility and aren't involved in hostile events/incidents/arguments often (even ones they describe to others as hilarious situations). If someone is overly argumentative and does everything to excess, they are not entirely good if they are good at all.
The dork claimed to be a good college girl, but anybody with as much to run from as she had to run from must not have been entirely good, if there was any truth to her claim of being good at all (since it was a questionable claim where evil or sinister was just as likely to be her true nature).
sinister by The Original Agahnim December 19, 2021
Hedgetrimmer
Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.
Hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021
hedgetrimmer
hedgetrimmer by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021
Unremarkable
Though she preached bout equality and peers often, she didn't actually view others as peers through her lens, she viewed them as people to try and walk all over. Through her lens she was greatness and the best a male could be was good or okay/mediocre (if he was even good enough to be unremarkable, and to her that was unlikely). The fucked up thing was she expected these males to reach a bar she set at remarkable, though she knew that that was no such thing as a remarkable male viewed through her lens, because the bar would always get moved out of reach if any male tried to get close to it or run through a wall for her to knock the bar off what it was mounted to.
Unremarkable by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021
Classical
Black people are fucking up classical shit in a way it hasn't been done in a long time if it's been done before.
Black people might be fucking up country music, classical Greek history, and Nascar racing as much as white people fucked up the blues, rap, jazz, and African history, but at least they are getting even, and that's the point isn't it?
Classical by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Peckerwoods Wit Attitude
Peckerwoods Wit Attitude by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021