New toy

The shiny, fresh one that just came out the box with no dust on it.
He/she might have been the new toy speaking the new language, had lazers on his/her head and could fly, Andy might have even loved the new toy more than his original toys, but they knew deep down that they loved Andy more.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
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Equal

Equal actually means the same, though in the wrong hands equality becomes something that applies to people the way it applies to numbers. Outside of numbers there is no better than, worse than, greater than, less than, superior or inferior in terms of people (or products/merchandise). Equal actually means two things being the same when it's not twisted into something else (better than, worse than). So if somebody is a prude, and somebody else is equal to them, since they are the same, they are both prudes. In reality, while no one is better than anyone else, no two people are the same, each person is different. Never trust anyone who always preaches about equality, because someone like that would like to be what you are instead of being what they are. Bach wasn't really different, he had to steal his brother's work to make himself look different, but it wasn't his own different skin he was in.
Hitler put a lot of effort into trying to be worse than other people, yet he would have killed somebody for thinking they weren't like them, even if that didn't make them better. So while you know that each person is equal in the sense that no one is more or less human, what do you call a guy that tries to be the worst besides a coward? And if everyone is equal in the sense that they are the same in value, doesn't that make everyone else cowards also? At what point do you notice there are some noticeable differences between you and this reptilian guy/girl. There are things that they would do that you don't do, and there are things that you do that they don't, despite you both being of the same human race. You don't have to agree that you're the same as somebody else because they would like to be the same as you, you can stand against bullshit like that.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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Flavor of the month

What a girl likes a guy to be, depending on what month it is.
Is this your flavor of the month, with his tight jeans and his unisex/androgynous sweater that looks like a Christmas present from his senile grandmother, the one that keeps forgetting who the present is for, and his frosted tips? Before I turn myself into one of those guys for you, I will eat another twinkie and wear something that makes you sick to your stomach. The systematic emasculation and pussification of the male half of the human race isn't being yourself for a girl, it is bullying no matter what sex you are.
by The Original Agahnim August 08, 2021
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The motto of the ones looking for who is in charge or trying to become that person/group of people.
Wake up, the leadership not brotherhood/sisterhood folk are here to make sure you're not still dreaming (stuck in the American dream).
by The Original Agahnim January 07, 2022
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Bang mommy

A princess that is tired of being a princess.
She was a bang mommy to her 12 year old short king, and he was always in her tent awaiting her support, even though his mother and father wondered how their kidnapped son was doing, as did his friends and other people that knew him did.
by The Original Agahnim November 05, 2021
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Unlikeable

Somebody you couldn't like even if you tried. Not even if Martin Scorsese tried to push you to like them, to force a point of view on you.
Meg was always unlikeable, and since people don't change, neither do their personality traits.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Darryl Swingley

The guy that got paralyzed from the chest down playing tennis against Jack Tatum. He thought even though Jack Tatum didn't let Darryl Stingley get away with stretching out for a pass that he would let him get aeay with stretching out to return his serve, and sure enough, there was Jack Tatum at the net, ready to punish another Darryl and put him in a wheelchair the rest of his life.
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle?

Darryl Swingley- Not today kid, you have so much energy and the use of your legs. I think for today I'm just going to sit here and do nothing about your challenge. I think I'll probably do the same thing tomorrow, you might think I'm a paraplegic coward, but I'm still gonna do that.
by The Original Agahnim September 12, 2021
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