The Original Agahnim's definitions

Female apostles

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.

None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Gorilla girl

The one that thinks she is tougher than anybody else.

The gorilla girl tried to make somebody else the gorilla to defer the suspicion to them. The gorilla ended up being a cartoon character, and the gorilla girl ended up saying she wasn't talking about anybody directly but the cartoon character.

by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021

Variant

An excuse for some people to take even more from the rest.

The new variant makes some people godlike all over again (even some of the frontline workers). They get to order people about with more commandments. Would most people give that up without anybody waking up and fighting back, especially if they didn't think anybody would?

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

change

Something many people seem to confuse with progress. Not all change is a good thing.

Getting taken back to the Stone Age wouldn't be progress and it wouldn't improve race relations, but it would be a change in direction, and some people love any change as long as it's change. They don't want a slow, steady, and natural progress made, they want a change now when they want it, and if they don't get it they'll walk over anybody they can (anybody they think is the weak one) to try and get their way, to get others to say yes to them instead of no.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Serotonin donor

Someone people think is a fool.

The piece of shit thought the serotonin donor was there to say something funny instead of to let him/her know that he/she needed to tone his/her bullshit down.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

Imaginary womanizer

The kind of guy that in his mind is a womanizer, though you never actually see him with anybody.

They brought the imaginary womanizer a blow up doll to sit with at the restaurant thinking that he wanted to know that he wasn't alone.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Narcissist

Someone that pretends to be unselfish in doing everything they do for others, but preaches against self-serving behavior in others while actually being the most self-serving person you ever met.

The narcissist didn't want to be obvious about who she was really looking out for, so she spent her life pretending to be a beautiful person that cared about other people's best interest before her own. That would defer any suspicion people might have about her to someone else.

by The Original Agahnim July 4, 2021