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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Moral compass 

A navigation tool that can get somebody through a pandemic.
If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).

Reptilian boy girl 

Someone you might think had a sex change when you meet them.
William's eldest daughter was a natural tomboy, she was always close to her father as a kid and enjoyed doing stuff with him, but his youngest daughter Caindace, who seemed to be as much of a tomboy on the surface as her sister, was actually one strange kid beneath the surface, always trying to turn peace talks into arguments where somebody fought or ended up getting shot dead, always claiming self defense, always looking for a scapegoat, someone she saw as ahead of her in line to assassinate to become the first in line, even if it was her own brothers or sisters that she had to get rid of to walk all over their corpses. She was the kind of Reptilian boy girl that went mostly unnoticed, while everyone seemed to be paying attention to/suspicious of the male Reptilian boy girls.

Reptilian boy girl 

A male reptilian boy girl is somewhat hindered by being effeminate for a male (and at least people notice that he is suspicious), but a female reptilian boy girl is usually helped by being hypermasculine. This is probably why most people think that most cult leaders or people drawn to power are male, since male Reptilians stand out more.
William's eldest daughter was a natural tomboy, she had always been close to her father as a kid and enjoyed doing things with him, while his youngest daughter Caindace was excessively masculine and almost seemed like another tomboy on the surface, but beneath the surface lurked a strange kid that would assassinate her own brothers and sisters to become the first in line, the tomboy's tomboy. She was the kind of Reptilian boy girl that always had rumors going around about a fake death (a way to try and slowly drive people crazy), always talked obsessively about things like death (including suicides, homicides, shots being fired, crime rate statistics, and other things most people didn't find interesting).

Baby kabobs 

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?

Patrizia Reggiani 

Patrizia Reggiani was the one that weakened the Gucci family, she was the parasite, not Mauricio Gucci. In what way was he the weak one? The dumb one, yes, but the weak one he was not.
Patrizia Reggiani was the one the betrayal followed around like a dark cloud, and she was the worst kind of weak person, worse than the kind of weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't weak, she was the kind that would have somebody else kill for her to prove that she wasn't weak (like a member of the Bush family).

Patrizia Reggiani 

Would Mauricio Gucci have been a failed rich person if he never met Patrizia Reggiani? Despiter her psychic thinking he was the weak one, betrayal follows weak people, and Mauricio Gucci most likely wasn't known for betraying his own blood, that was more of a Patrizia Reggiani kind of trait, betrayal.
Patrizia Reggiani was the one that stabbed (or had people shot) in the back, not Mauricio Gucci. In what way was he weak, since somebody could say the same thing about all the other people Patrizia Reggiani ever tried to walk over, push around, or bully.
A fixation on something, be it winning, or tarot cards/fortune telling, or spirituality/mythology/religion.
She was the female Jim Jones (a seemingly outgoing, charismatic, even fun/exciting person to some despite her true introverted nature) , she liked dead things and Jesus, at least she talked about those subjects frequently enough that people would think she did. It was most likely a means to an end, a way to manipulate the masses (the same reason she really liked winning at any kind of game from electronic to sports to board games, it made her feel powerful and where sports was concerned, there were dollar signs in it. She wasn't telling anyone none of this stuff was actually sacred to her, in case some questioned her she could fall back on looking sane and normal, just a bit of an eccentric with an obsession or two that most people didn't notice.
Obsession by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022