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The Original Agahnim's definitions

Walking

Something people can do on their own two feet, without a guide. People that want to do a tour of an area on foot don't need a museum to take them on one, that is silliness. People go to a museum to go a museum and see exhibits, and that isn't going to change because of new technology. Museums are the places go to view a Timex watch in a digital age, that's the point of having museums.
If people want to walk around from site to site, they can do that, it's cheaper than a bus tour or carriage tour, which is why a lot of people go on a walking tour of somewhere. It's never been anything a museum should have to feel responsible for, people can look at exhibits and pictures while they're in a museum, and they can see what's still there on their own time, the way they always have done things. As with friends, you don't abandon the old to make way for the new because someone tries to push or force change on you, since a new friend that expects you to abandon all your old friends and change was never really your friend.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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Pestilence

What awakens in darkness.
The coronavirus is the pestilence that awakened in the darkness of 2020.
by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
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Narcissist

Someone desperate enough to seek attention that they talk shit about a kind of person that doesn't exist outside themselves. Someone that doesn't even know they're talking about themselves every time they try to make fun of somebody else or start another bullshit argument with somebody else over stupidity, and try and get somebody hurt over it.
The bubbly girl was usually talking about herself when she tried to make fun of somebody else, kind of like Joan Rivers. Anything that would draw attention back to her bullshit, because she had always been a narcissist.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
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NBA playoffs

There's always going to be the kind of person that keeps trying to change the entire league around so that the team they want to win doesn't lose, so instead of just seeing playoffs extending almost to the end of summer, you might see games extending to 3 or 4 in the morning one day, and players expected to stay focused and positive, which is a silly expectation.
What they've done with the NBA playoffs now is a good way to fuck with people heads, and that's about all it's good for.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Manipulation

Not finding any fault in your own disrespect.
Criticism is only unfair to somebody else when someone finds no faults in themselves because it is manipulation.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
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Mindlessly macho

The kind of person (not always male) that does things like hit themself in the head with a beer can until it flattens, or with a beer bottle to feel something. They might identify as a jock or as a machine, but the difference between them and other people that have also played sports is they don't know how to turn their own switch off, they are too busy trying to flip somebody else's switch on and off all the time.
He/she was mindlessly macho, always trying to outmacho or outtough the next guy.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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Climate change

A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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