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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Diamond dick 

What the guy that thinks he has a golden dick today thought he had yesterday.
Yesterday, the girl said the guy was a smooth operator that thought he had a diamond dick. Today she says he thinks he has a golden dick. Tomorrow, perhaps he will think his dick will be made of oil, then it will really amount to something.

Instigator 

An argumentative person by nature that wants to turn everybody else into them by making clever abbreviations about other people online.
The instigator wasn't funny or serious, she was just somebody looking for trouble online when hiding in plain sight wasn't doing much good.

Boogerville 

People want to change everything but the name of Washington DC. Boogerville seems like a good enough name for Washington, with an evil president named Boogermeister.
Boogerville is not a bad name for the nation's capital.

Instigator 

Someone that does something like hire and train a bunch of people to interrrupt violence when they know beforehand that it will not only lead to an increase in violence, but it will actually openly antagonize and provoke things that were not there already.
The instigator wanted people to buy her bullshit about wanting to clean up violence by installing violence interrupters.

Decapitated 

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.
The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.

Reinvented 

The tour of the plantation reinvented itself and wasn't lost forever over stupidity or silliness from all sides.

Role reversal

If you had a tour or reenactment somewhere like a former plantation where black people got to be in the role of the masters, and white people in the role of slaves, you at least wouldn't have the same controversy and threats about shutting down or defunding something that has been around for a long time (and is loved by many people) and is intended to be educational or enjoyable and not hateful or abusive. Something as simple as reversing a few roles to give people a different view of the past than the same one they always have been shown would still teach people the same thing about history, but without confining one group of people into a pigeonhole, which doesn't make them feel welcome there. If that's not good enough for them, they can always go somewhere else, though it's unlikely they will find anywhere that will satisfy their demands if that isn't good enough.
The park went with a role reversal and white people started protesting about the tour being racist and threatening to defund the programs while black people appreciated just having a park to go to where they could opt to go on a tour or not go on a tour, since there was a bunch of shit to do there and a day at the park is usually a good day no matter what shade of skin you have. Hopefully it wouldn't take a bunch of cops that looked like gangbangers shooting unarmed white people for white cops to understand that it's not a good idea to shoot any unarmed civilians, no matter their shade of skin, even if you think the law will always be on your side no matter what you try to do, because then there would only be a lot more violence on all sides than there already is, and it could happen since anything is possible.