The Original Agahnim's definitions
Someone that wants to look/sound/act/feel things like tough/strong/adult, but tries to ban other people from saying curse words or profane language and is bossy about all the wrong things in life, things that aren't natural to repress (wear a mask, get a shot, don't cry especially if you are male, don't feel, man up, and so on).
The coronavirus might not be fake, but the people that perpetuate the lockdowns, restrictions, mandates, and dictations of people's daily lives certainly aren't naturals. Of all the things they tell you that are uncertain or to be unsure of, that people can be sure of.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the Fakemug. Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.
A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
Get the Real personmug. by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021
Get the Bureaucratmug. Healing doesn't begin because there is no healing.
Anybody telling somebody a vaccine is healing them is a lot like Jim Jones telling people he was the messiah healing them.
by The Original Agahnim July 4, 2021
Get the Healingmug. Generousity is questionable.
Goodwill shopper- This is a beautiful Burberry Purse, it doesn't look like it's been touched, I wonder why somebody would donate this item. It must be someone with unparalleled generosity that did this.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
Get the Generositymug. by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
Get the Bubblemug. Someone that wants others to think that they think they are better than other people, when really they never did think that way.
The guy/girl had a false inferiority complex. Really he/she thought more highly of himself/herself than anyone.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
Get the False inferiority complexmug.