Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Cam Newton 

Cam Newton thinks he is over the hill because of his profession, but he's too young for retirement. His best years don't look like they're ahead of him, but he won't know if he retires, and if football is what he loves to do for a living, why would he?

Cam Newton seems to lose focus and determination more than he did in his 20's, at times he doesn't seem like the same guy he was even though he is.

Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Phony 

Fake every day of the week.

Everyone has a phony family member that always thinks they are on reality TV (which is the worst name for the kind of TV programming that it describes, as even TV shows and movies are closer to reality than reality TV, even if it's unscripted it's full of fake people and there is nothing to make up for or redeem it from that). The kind of family member that always laughs at everything and everyone, thinks of everything and everyone as hilarious, you always see a family member like that on instagram or one of those other sites with another video of them doing something that wasn't even interesting when they were a kid doing it (such as them with a hula hoop, big fuckin deal) but they think it makes them the most colorful and interesting person in the world (something they must have got from their mother telling them the home videos of them as a kid were awesome when nobody else would tell them that if they ever watched them).

Phony by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

discouraged 

The opposite of confident, which is not the same as unhappy.

If he/she didn't get discouraged as much, more things would become possible.

discouraged by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Rat nuggets 

The other white meat.

Damn they put rat nuggets in that guy's happy meal, that's fucked up. I don't know how a guy could stay happy after eating it unless he didn't know about it.

Rat nuggets by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

adultification 

A complaint to remember when someone says don't treat them like a kid, they don't like being treated like a kid.

He/she whined about adultification, or being treated as more adult than others, so deep down he/she must prefer to get treated like a kid, which is fine.

adultification by The Original Agahnim January 9, 2022

Boat 

A floating vehicle.

Car Dealer 1 (after bumping into Car dealer 2)- So, you here to sell some cars?

Car Dealer 2- Cars? This isn't the boat dealership? Wait a second, my wrist monitor is going off, I can't let it go above a certain level or it would be bad for everyone here.

Boat by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022

instigator 

Someone nobody would miss, since people don't miss somebody trying to walk all over them.

Sign person- What are you going to do when it all works out?

Me- You must mean when the instigator is gone for good and she's never coming back. Until then nothing will be working out.

instigator by The Original Agahnim January 8, 2022