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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Communities of color

Something you only see after taking a hallucinogenic substance.
The guys drank some peyote tea and went through the Indian village, seeing communities of color, reds, blues, yellows, pinks, and oranges, all the colors of a true rainbow, since a rainbow isn't off whites, peaches, beiges, tans, bronzes, caramels, golden browns, light browns, browns, and dark browns (those aren't true colors).

Mindlessly macho 

The kind of person (not always male) that does things like hit themself in the head with a beer can until it flattens, or with a beer bottle to feel something. They might identify as a jock or as a machine, but the difference between them and other people that have also played sports is they don't know how to turn their own switch off, they are too busy trying to flip somebody else's switch on and off all the time.
He/she was mindlessly macho, always trying to outmacho or outtough the next guy.

Allstate wrestler

A guy that won't take no for an answer when it comes to getting insurance.
That's Matt the Allstate wrestler, he doesn't like it when people don't buy insurance. His coworkers remember him pinning a guy to the ground as a young man for trying to steal insurance, and the guy almost got away.
Someone people fall in line and unite against, once they are given one by a puppet master.
The puppet master tells them they were all subserviant to the enemy, meanwhile he/she is the one pulling all their strings if any of them get out of line, like the enemy.
A tyrant, the tyranny of evil humans, not just evil men/males. A shepard might seem to be a good natured humanitarian on the surface, doing charitable things for people, integrating people of all walks of life, feeding the hungry, and so on, but the shepard will always think of himself as more powerful and closer to god than the sheep, which is why the shepard thinks of himself/herself as leading the sheep/herd of people from behind, walking behind them with a cane (it's interesting how cane and the biblical name Cain sound the same, though they are spelled differently).
The girl thought of herself as the shepard, and of others as the sheep, looking to her for guidance and preaching, and never questionig her authority or what she actually practiced herself.

Public art 

A way to convince people that it is them getting something out of viewing the art rather than the artist(s) making money. At least in a museum, it's obvious to people that somebody is made money out of it somewhere along the way, since they bought tickets, and could have chosen not to.
Public art is something under the guise of benefitting everybody instead of something that benefits the artist(s).

Whitewash 

To spray hand sanitizer and disinfectant all over the past, so that people forget what it was really like in favor of what they read about it being like in a book.
The girl aimed to whitewash the entire human race.