The Original Agahnim's definitions
Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.
Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.
by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021
Get the Portalmug. The day people get to openly hate each other without having to pretend to love one another like they do the rest of the year.
She wanted to take their National Hate Day celebration, the one day they didn't have to repress all the nascent negativity, not only because she was too weak to acknowledge her own negative feelings, but she also needed to keep her image/reputation of false love/light/positivity intact.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
Get the National Hate Daymug. Why wouldn't an athlete feel like 100 percent was enough, especially when you're hardly ever near one hundred percent most of the time?
Two hundred percent seems like it would blow out the athlete before the athlete was finished with the season or retirement.
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021
Get the two hundred percentmug. The crybully claimed to be colorful and different, but was about as plain and bossy as anybody could get, and it wasn't like her mother and father, or other family members really made her that way by being authoritarian with her. She never got her ass whooped by either parent as a kid, she never really even got ordered about by either parent or other family members, perhaps an occasional straightening out was about all anybody was allowed to do to her.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the Plainmug. Not having a bloated ego.
That selfless guy fell into a vat of acid at work, kind of like the joker did in Batman. What kind of maniac wanted him dead?
by The Original Agahnim September 2, 2021
Get the Selflessmug. Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.
Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.
by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021
Get the Court systemmug. They would cry when they saw the white guy because they knew that he was going to give them the blues again.
There he is, he's going to make brown people fuckin miserable today, well really he's going to make everybody fuckin miserable, even his own kind.
There he is, he's going to make brown people fuckin miserable today, well really he's going to make everybody fuckin miserable, even his own kind.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
Get the Bluesmug.