Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Liquid bees
We were just jumping for joy when the liquid bees came through, what an unpleasant suprise. As soon as the Boys of Summer finished up their tour and went back to Kansas, the liquid bees landed their spaceball ship in a warmer spot looking for somewhere to colonize, and some of them are even more vicious and wicked than the most vicious and wicked birds you ever met and never prayed for.
Liquid bees by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022
Rock star
Diamond Dan he was the male version of Pat Benatar, the rock star famous for beating all the dudes on their own turf then walking over their flattened corpses, though he also thought of himself as part Mickey Knox and Mike Tyson, speaking of dropping bodies in a glamourous kind of way. This was a guy that didn't just like to beat people up for money from a club owner (as a freelance roaming cooler), no, this guy really fell in love with it.
Rock star by The Original Agahnim January 13, 2022
Auntie Thomasina
The opposite of a female wigger and the female version of an Uncle Tom, though female don't usually get as much shit over it as the guys, which is why you never hear about Auntie Thomasinas like Diana Ross or Whoopi Goldberg.
The rainbow dance team had some Auntie Thomasina's and some Uncle Tom's on it (as well as some white guys and girls dressed in Fubu outfits), but they called everybody haters when they won the dance tournament, exactly as you would think they would.
Auntie Thomasina by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
Action figures
GI Joe, GI Jane, Gigolo Joe, GI Jew (the one that says "you're still a prick" to any anti- Semite that pushes a button on his back, GI Junkie syringe sold separately.
Cop- Dolls? Not spending much time with the ladies huh, was that supposed to come off?
Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?
Hacker- No, but GI Junkie is worth more without the arm the syringe was stuck into, so thank you for that. Don't you know anything about action figures?
Action figures by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
Sand
About the softest ground you can stand on without sinking (though it can liquify during an earthquake). Mud isn't mostly intact rocks, but if it was soft, people would be in it up to their armpits. For most people, rocks and rock formations they can see on the surface are their definition of hardness.
Sand is about as soft as the ground gets, but even sand doesn't give much way without the ocean, wind, or a bulldozer/backhoe coming in to move it from where it was.
Sand by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
Succulent lady
Succulent lady by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022
First gentleman
First gentleman or first dude if he's not a gentleman is what the husband of a female president would be called. The primo uomo.
The first gentleman was as good at sports, cooking, welding, or sewing as those girls (his competitive sisters), and he straightened them right out.
First gentleman by The Original Agahnim January 12, 2022