Someone from a town outside of a city that laims a city as their own, just to be inflammatory towards the people that really are originally from the city.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
What the people the media calls criminals usually really are, the ones that took the falls for the ones that betrayed them.
The media tells you those guys are criminals, but in reality there is no honor amongst the people that had them arrested, since they are the same ones that betrayed them. The same people that tricked them into getting locked up are the ones that trick vacationers out of their money, then report about it on the media to defer suspicion somewhere else. Fall guys are picked by these people based on their weaknesses, so that they become targets when the going gets tough, or when people would start to suspect them instead of the people they say are the criminals (kind of like scapegoats that make themselves easy to find).
by The Original Agahnim June 08, 2021
If everyone was a thought brother/sister, there wouldn't be anyone more in charge than the next, there would be no hierarchy.
A thought brother/sister must be a dream to wake up from, since people seem to want a thought leader more than they want one of those.
by The Original Agahnim February 02, 2022
Jacob tried to grab them at the heel by bribing them, hoping he could buy what he called their "birthright". Perhaps he was just doing anything he could think to do from getting eaten alive when he couldn't think of anything else. Perhaps being less fake would help him think right and act right before he tried it again.
by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022
Jim Jones seemed like a wonderful humanitarian looking to spread hope and egalitarian values like wildfire to the world when viewed through rose colored glasses, since you could ignore any of the things about someone that you didn't want to see, and deny any negative feelings you had about him the same way he would deny any negative feelings he had about anybody else. A guy that kills over 900 people is not without negative feelings, and is not a boundless optimist if you look at the whole person, and not just the positive things that look/sound nice. A guy like that seems like the real cynic, even if he's not outwardly a negative grouch.
by The Original Agahnim July 03, 2021
Someone that lives in a bubble of (false) boundless optimism and hope or a Disneyfied fantasy world all year except Christmas for some reason. Their instinct to defend themself and look grown up kicks in at Christmas (even if it seems negative to others), and all of a sudden they're not a kid anymore, they're a big boy/girl. Yet somehow, they're still trying to call someone else the scrooge even if they are the ones putting the most effort into sucking the life out of people and the holiday season around the holiday season.
The pretentious piece of shit sent kids to Christmas carol at the front doors of strangers not because she actually enjoyed Christmas carols herself, but just to fuck with people's heads. She was the kind of person that would use other people's kids to walk all over people for her, even during Christmas, then wondered why everybody seemed like Scrooge.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021