The mouse girl thought the romantic comedy was cheezy even though she was the one other people rented/bought the movie for.
by The Original Agahnim July 07, 2021
Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?
by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021
The way a bullying toddler spells childish when they have no control over their temper and have to type something hateful in a hurry to get somebody else pissed off, that way they aren't the one left with the baggage of ongoing anger to carry around. Like a 3 year old, they can go back to being carefree again and forget they were ever angry or what they were ever angry about, and try to convince the nearest adult that there was never anything legitimate to get angry about in the first place as long as they're not angry, nobody should be. Like a 3 year old, they think everyobe else's world should revolve around them and not just their own, that everyone should feel how they feel exactly when they feel it, and that everyone should think the way they think and see what they see (especially when they look in the mirror).
The brat thought somebody else was as chldish as her, but didn't have the patience or self control to keep from blurting out bullshit instead, and her temper was always easy come easy go, like a toddler given a pacficer when it whines and wants everyone else around it to get irate.
by The Original Agahnim January 05, 2022
The parrot lady would have on her camoflage outfit hiding in plain sight in the town square barking at the happy passerbys in a standoffish manner, always. Her friend requests and apologies made Chevy Chase look like the most sincere and heartfelt guy you ever met.
by The Original Agahnim January 04, 2022
Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021
If New Yorkers didn't tell the wildfire go fuck itself, if they looked the gift horse in the mouth and let it parade around their streets, they were going to end up overrrun by it one day, and the strange soldiers arriving/hiding inside it (male or female) were just a little too nerdy as kids for New Yorkers to allow this kind of takeover to happen.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
Weightlifting, like bullfighting, or jumping tires on one of those horse heads on sticks, might be fun enough to some people that they try to make a sport or competition out of it, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less silly.
Weightlifting might be something people one day do while riding a pony on an obstacle course, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less of a silly idea, especially since the pony didn't sign itself up for it.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021