The business/museum/ store/restaurant was in business for 25 years or more and was a success, but then in about 2020, someone told them they needed to change (shut down) and gave them of list of reasons why, and because they listened to bullshit (and because they were idiots) instead of fighting change, they ended up closing forever. It was fighting change that kept them open, not being up to date.
Change isn't something you need if you're successful at something, don't allow anybody to convince you otherwise, since their motives are questionable if they think change is needed at a time like that.
by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021
The kind of person that thinks other people will think she is funny or likeable even after having her husband killed (though she didn't have the balls to do it herself) by placing a parrot on her shoulder.
The parrot lady was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would have somebody killed to prove she wasn't a weak person. That's worse than stabbing somebody numerous times like Ezra McCanless did to prove she wasn't a weak person, though any weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't a weak person is the worst kind of weak person. If only the weak males didn't get most of the spotlight, the rest of us could give credit to all weak people equally instead of just half, once the rest of us no longer feel too intimidated by females to say the bad things about them that they would be quick to say about males to insult or disrespect them.
by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022
There wasn't really anything behind the curtain, he/she just wanted to walk all over a yellow brick road.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
People that are realistic about life might not make good liars either, but at least they don't put up a paper thin facade of being optimists where there is no good reason to be optimistic about something or someone.
A false optimist is the most negative kind of person around beneath the surface, but what's on the surface is everything to someone like that. What they have to show others for something is everything, even though it's phony.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
Tom Brady got offended when someone suggested that Eli Manning was in the same league/class as him. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, was in Tom Brady's class. He was just a beautiful specimen to behold.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
Someone that lives in an empty house not because they don't have the money to put furniture in it, but to prove they don't have any attachment to anything material, have no sense of possession, and to shock people that are impressed by what they don't have rather than what they have.
Fidel was the kind of weirdo that grew up on a nice plantation but rejected material things because it made him look obnoxius instead of popular to have them. He wanted the image of a have not (rather than rich asshole), but didn't want to be one all his life. That was probably part of why he was so generous, it made him look good/popular with those not as fortunate as his family to get rid of all his shit (some of which was taken from them to be given back to somebody else).
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.
The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.
by The Original Agahnim December 08, 2021