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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Survivor 

Someone that refers to themself as a survivor frequently usually doesn't have a whole lot else going for them that anybody would miss in terms of personality.
You said you were a survivor, but if you're really so much more than just a survivor, what else exactly are you? A survivor is not an identity or a personality, survivor sounds more like somebody that would desperately do anything to survive, including kill their own brother or sister, than someone that has lived a full and wonderful life that people would actually miss when they are gone.

Misinformer 

Not everybody becomes an informer to a government official, since not everyone has a path to power on their mind.
The misinformer girl would laugh about what happened with the governor when she wasn't on camera or in front of a crowd, but would put a serious poker face on when she was talking in detail about everything she claimed the governor did to her.

Misinformer 

Someone under the guise of an informer that doesn't inform, but rather misinforms the people close to them.
The misinformer girl was trying to get the governor to step aside of her path to power, and would say or do anything, and would get rid of anyone that blocked her from the power she thought she was owed/deserved.
The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.
Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.

Mall supervision 

Something the people born in the 80's having the rules/laws made never had to go through, and a double standard they would never tell anybody about.
People born in the 80's didn't have mall supervision going to a mall at any time of the day, including at night. They didn't have to have another adult or even another person to be with them, even if they weren't working (going to a movie or shopping). Teenagers seem willing to put up with a lot more bullshit these days than they were back in the early 2000's, they do just about anything that anybody tells them to because they seem to think it's right to be obedient under any circumstances, even if what the people making rules/laws is doing is wrong.

ED Pills 

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.
Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

Olympic big top 

If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.