Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Smiling shooter 

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner or a crying baseball player.

The smiling shooter had a big smile on her face when she unloaded both the guns she was holding.

Smiling shooter by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Weightlifting 

Weightlifting, like bullfighting, or jumping tires on one of those horse heads on sticks, might be fun enough to some people that they try to make a sport or competition out of it, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less silly.

Weightlifting might be something people one day do while riding a pony on an obstacle course, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less of a silly idea, especially since the pony didn't sign itself up for it.

Weightlifting by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Weightlifting 

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's like boxing in that sense. Even if there is strategy and technique involved, boxing is two guys (or girls) beating the shit out of each other, and weightlifting is people getting exercise. Any time you turn something like getting regular exercise into sport or a competitive activity, it begins to get silly.

Weightlifting isn't a sport, it's people getting a workout.

Weightlifting by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip 

News stories that get more and more desperate until people submit into doing anything the media/government/healthcare industry/scientists want them to do.

Last week's grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip was a recycled story from the Trump era about a young guy that still thought the coronavirus was a hoax until he ended up in ICU. When that didn't increase vaccination rates, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry got more desperate and had a guy talking emotionally about how you can save his one year old in Arkansas even if you live halfway across the country by getting in line for a vaccine. Just do what these people say and everyone will be okay, just meet their demands is what the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is trying to prime people's subconcious with.

Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Loophole

Something people say is meant to help you escape from them, when really it's always been them looking for an oppurtunity to escape from you. It's a lot like somebody trying to pay you to walk away, when really they're trying to pay you so that they can.

Nobody was looking for loopholes in the bubbly girl's bullshit rules, laws, or mandates, and they didn't have to because they were never in a deal or contract with her, and therefore had no obligations to her. She really needed to quit fucking with their lives, and that was it.

Loophole by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Degenerate 

A low life.

You killed him for standing up to you. He might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

Degenerate by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

Mini hulk

Some people think you cheated if you had Mini Hulk on your side.

You guys got Mini Hulk, that's not fair to us.

Mini hulk by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021