Goofus of the Goofus and Gallant short stories from the kids Highlights magazines that were out back in the 90's. Neither of the two charcters was superior to the other, but they were clearly different kinds of people.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.
by The Original Agahnim October 03, 2021
If New Yorkers didn't tell the wildfire go fuck itself, if they looked the gift horse in the mouth and let it parade around their streets, they were going to end up overrrun by it one day, and the strange soldiers arriving/hiding inside it (male or female) were just a little too nerdy as kids for New Yorkers to allow this kind of takeover to happen.
by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021
She said that her father wished she was born a male and that she felt like she always had to prove him wrong, which was a lie. The reality was her father knew he couldn't hold her to the same discipline standards he held his son to, since his daughter thought she was superior to them. Which is why female kids don't get ass whoopings from authority figures, such as parents, like their brothers. It didn't help matters that his daughter was a mama's girl that wanted to do all the same crimes as boys while doing none of the time for them.
by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021
The guy/girl could give somebody a side eye all day long and still nothing happens, so there isn't much point in saying I'll do this if this person does that if nothing has happened yet. It's just another person trying to get a reaction out of somebody, the same way they do when they call somebody a name other than their first name.
by The Original Agahnim June 02, 2021
Weightlifting, like bullfighting, or jumping tires on one of those horse heads on sticks, might be fun enough to some people that they try to make a sport or competition out of it, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less silly.
Weightlifting might be something people one day do while riding a pony on an obstacle course, but that doesn't make calling it a sport any less of a silly idea, especially since the pony didn't sign itself up for it.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
10 medals in Track and Field events for men's track, as many as Kenya's total number of medals for all events in both sexes, is not a nightmare Olympics. The media and people saying that is semi American are the half hearted ones, the track and field teams gave it their all and finished their Olympics with something to smile about.
For most countries, 10 medals would be a dream come true, not a Nightmare Olympics. In a pandemic with more time away from training and families than any other Olympics the United States participated in, not to mention hardly any veterans/leadership/teammates from past Olympics, 10 medals for men's track and field is special in it's own way.
by The Original Agahnim August 07, 2021