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Reverse man child

Someone that is grown on the surface, and a child under the skin.
The reverse man child found the courage to steal on that dude that he/she never had as a kid, though he had had his eye blacked before, and didn't know what what was particularly impressive about it.
by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021
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Kevin Costner

A guy you don't see in many movies with Robert De Niro.
People are going to see with their eyes that the guy isn't Kevin Costner, he's just some guy infatuated with a girl in a catsuit, then what? It's not for lack of trying to convince them that he really is Kevin Costner that they'll see.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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Coronavirus

Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?
The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
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Highlight reels

Somebody that wants to be known and respected as the prosperous giant slayer and will claim to be the underdog in any situation until he/she defeats the giant (and therefore wants to benefit from a perceived disadvantage, but doesn't want to be at an actual disadvantage, and doesn't want to actually be or look weak).
The one that deemed himself/herself David showed everybody highlight reels of himself/herself beheading the giant but hid the reels of himself/herself being defeated after bullying someone else.
by The Original Agahnim December 22, 2021
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Healer

There is no healing, so there are no healers.
She believed she was the messiah, and that anyone that questioned her beliefs about being a healer was a hater.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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West Virginia thugs

One of several groups of thugs in the Bone Thugs song Paper Paper that would actually be hard to find in real life, along with the New Mexico thugs, the Wyoming things, the Montana thugs, the North Dakota thugs, and the Maine thugs. It seems more like they looked at map for states that didn't go together before they made the song, though people can see the humor in that. It's hard enough to find a black person in Maine or Wyoming, so they must have a group like AA for thugs to let them know they are not the only thug in their state, a Thugs Anonymous group.
Bone thugs- Where my West Virginia thugs? Are there any of you in the house tonight?

Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.
by The Original Agahnim May 29, 2021
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Find out what?

A way of saying you might be able to fuck somebody up, but you won't keep trying to intimidate them forever.
Find out what? You haven't fucked anybody up yet, and it isn't like you haven't already tried.
by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021
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