Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Street smart
A phrase to describe a phony person. Though there are different kinds of intelligence, intelligence is intelligence, and street smart is just another phrase people use to divide people, just like book smart, to turn somebody into a 2 dimensional person. Language is meant to hide the truth about people and their intentions, no matter the language.
Street smart by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Poser
Someone that claims to have gotten street smart from growing up on the back streets of somewhere like Orange County or Montana or claims to be a student of human behavior to sound more alert, studious and socially conscious than they actually are, since they're always asking people around them what the fuck is going on. All this is really a defense mechanism to hide the dork beneath the surface. Another one of their favorite defense mechanisms is to imitate someone that other people might describe as unbearable, thinking that by imitating somebody like that, they become somebody like that in actuality.
The poser was none of what he/she claimed to be, but knew that if he/she started being himself/herself, nobody would want to be around him/her, and nobody would want him/her around (except possibly other like minded posers).
Poser by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021
Beer can
A can made out of a tin like metal (usually aluminum) that looks and seems tough on the outside at a first glimpse, it's not until all the liquid drains out that people realize it crunches and flattens like a pancake, and that it was always like that. The liquid was keeping it inflated the entire time.
The beer can of a car they were riding around in seemed tough and resilient until the first accident. Until then, nobody thought there was anything dangerous about it.
Beer can by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Underestimate
Thinking something would be easier to do until you start to do it, what some people would call doing something from an armchair.
Don't underestimate the funny/silly looking guy/girl trying to disarm you, for he/she can go from funny/silly to serious and grown looking/sounding like a light switch, and bad things happen to people that underestimate him/her. His/her bag of tricks is deep, and they can all die.
Underestimate by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Beer can
A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.
Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.
Beer can by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Forget
The bubbly girl thought mentally ill people were inclined to forgive and forget, which didn't seem like a wise assumption to make.
Forget by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021
Multiverse
All universes.
Some guys, like Jay Z for example, might claim to be respected all across the multiverse, but you know that of the ones that know who he/they are, there's still too many people in the multiverse for all of them to respect him/them.
Multiverse by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021