The Original Agahnim's definitions
That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
Get the beer musclesmug. His head didn't come clean off his shoulders like Red Smitty's did, but he did mess his pants right in front of all the ladies watching when he was hanged.
by The Original Agahnim July 5, 2021
Get the Hangedmug. Mauricio Gucci most likely wouldn't take his eyes off Patrizia Reggiani when she walked through a room not because she wore the pants in their relationship, but because he subconsciously didn't trust her, whether he was aware of it consciously or not.
Patrizia Reggiani seems like the kind of person desperate to prove to everyone around her that she is strong and not weak, fun/exciting/colorful and not plain, hardworking and not spoiled, responsible and not careless, serious and not silly, and so on. Mauricio Gucci saw through her like the rest of his family, he just didn't pay enough attention to exactly what his subconscious was telling him about her.
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022
Get the Mauricio Guccimug. Because the outsider girl had had a free pass for so long, if not always, she didn't think she was a guest in another town, as not all guests are welcome. She thought she owned the place.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
Get the Free passmug. Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Get the selective double standardmug. When you think of what the NFL would actually be like without Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers, you think of what it's like without Peyton and Eli Manning, and now Drew Brees, and you look at how dominant Tom Brady has become without them around. The same thing would likely happen with younger quarterbacks if Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers left today, as long as there is no stabilizing force to keep things balanced, you would have just one guy, one name, and you would forget all that came before him (the Joe Montana's, Dan Marino's, and some of the guys before them), and everyone else around him. That isn't always the good thing people think it would be if they actually made it happen, change doesn't always make things better/stronger, sometimes things were as good as they were going to get, then they weaken or break after the change is made in a way they wouldn't have if they had been left alone.
The people that focus on new vs. old with the NFL or anything else don't get it. There's always going to be some people leaving and some people arriving, as with anything, but a lot of times a person's popularity doesn't peak until they are gone, that's when they are appreciated. Not just people, but also places and things.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the NFLmug. Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.
by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021
Get the Hedgetrimmermug.