The Original Agahnim's definitions
Until a female that tells people what to do is prepared to also be the same asshole the males who do the same thing are, there won't be any real social justice, it's just talk that sounds good and might even be popular for a while with some people as a phrase. Females don't want the social stigma males get from being the asshole, but they want what they see as the benefits of it, when in reality males aren't given any more respect than any other group of people, nobody is. Any respect earned is also respect that can be lost, and nobody owes anybody respect.
A lot of people want to be an asshole or do what an asshole, they just don't want to be known as an asshole ( get the negative press for it, become the scapegoat) when it's no longer trending (when they're outnumbered by people that don't think of themselves as assholes or jerks).
by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021
Get the Assholemug. The stadium moving was more transformative than one restaurant getting a boost, a lot of other longtime restaurants would lose business to give the one restaurant benefitting from the project a boost.
by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021
Get the boostmug. Something people say is meant to help you escape from them, when really it's always been them looking for an oppurtunity to escape from you. It's a lot like somebody trying to pay you to walk away, when really they're trying to pay you so that they can.
Nobody was looking for loopholes in the bubbly girl's bullshit rules, laws, or mandates, and they didn't have to because they were never in a deal or contract with her, and therefore had no obligations to her. She really needed to quit fucking with their lives, and that was it.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
Get the Loopholemug. Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.
You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
Get the Return to monkemug. The Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox conspired with the San Francisco Giants to bang on trash cans again, since nobody would expect them to be stupid enough to do that more than once. The more teams that are in on it the merrier, especially if they get caught again, it's not just one team getting caught.
MLB investigators- Are you guys banging on trash cans again?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?
Houston Astros- We're not not banging on trash cans. Everybody is watching the Olympics, why not?
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Trash Cansmug. A movie about part of hell breaking loose, while all hell is never allowed to, not even by the end of the movie does all hell break loose.
You would think people would be concerned about just a part or a piece of hell breaking loose from the rest of hell, like in the movie Pleasantville. It would be like a puzzle missing a few pieces, something would be terribly wrong with the whole picture.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
Get the Pleasantvillemug. The girl had sent people pictures of her trying to prove something to them so that they would lie to hear and tell her what she wanted to hear, that she was the toughest person they had ever met. Really, people thought she was soft, and if the ones that didn't accept her as she was were the minds she was trying to change, she wasn't going to get it done by trying to prove she was something that she wasn't.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
Get the Provemug.