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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

An overused word that describes people, places, and things that are not really awesome in any sense of the word.
Ah, you convinced people you were somehow an awesome, necessary person. It's the same thing the police, the FBI, the government, the media, healthcare workers, and many other entities (such as religious ones) do all the time with people's lives.
Awesome by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
The one on Family Guy who is not well liked even by her own family.
Meg is gonna burn this fucker down, she runs shit here!
Meg by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
The one on Family Guy that would have everybody playing basketball at Pelican Bay for laughing at her misfortune of getting the shit kicked out of her on the playground.
King Kong ain't got shit on Meg, she's the man around here, she's number one!
Meg by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Daughter of a bitch 

I almost believed you that my hair really looked like dreadlocks, why did you tell me it looked like dreadlocks when it doesn't, you daughter of a bitch? I thought you were the good person you said you were, now let's see how squishy your face is, how do you like that?
Someone that pretends to be more concerned about people than she is, since really being concerned about what people that are not yourself are doing (when there is no financial interest involved) would require her to quit being as narcissistic as she was, which would be like someone else trying to control her or tell her what to do in her mind, since the thought wasn't coming from her.
The Duchess was always acting too tough or wild and out of control, but never wanted the same measures used against everybody else when they got out of control used on her (but still wanted the measures used against them to make her feel more secure about her image).
Duchess by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
The Duchess pretended to care deeply about the guy, though really she was too narcissistic to care more about what anybody that wasn't herself was doing (unless it involved spying on somebody for money). She would tell a guy put his dukes up and a female put her her duchesses up, because she was always acting tough thinking that the world was like that, where nothing was sacred, people were here just to survive and win in her mind.
Duchess by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Something you don't see much of on TV, even on an unscripted reality show.
If people never question what they see, hear, or read, everything seems more exciting, colorful, or like a bigger deal than it actually is in reality, whether it's a movie, the news, or a book. A movie, show, book, or song that was really closely based on reality would bore most people within minutes, and that wouldn't be as profitable as making something or someone that isn't really too interesting sound interesting, exciting, and colorful.
Reality by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021