Invincibility

Claiming invincibility, that you cannot be hurt by a blast from anything, is not the same thing as stating that you were unhurt by the "blast" in the most recent incident.
The new guard tried to detonate a "blast" and dispatch the old guard, but the old guard was unhurt, and their "Valkyrie" was a failure. This is not the same thing as claiming invincibility, that death will somehow miss you on the way to everyone else.
by The Original Agahnim January 15, 2022
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Chaperone

Someone that supervises.
Ashton was always getting shushed by her chaperone, she hated it.
by The Original Agahnim January 05, 2022
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Daughter

Someone that didn't get her ass whooped enough by authority figures, such as parents, as a kid, despite claims of how strict some of their parents are.
It's too bad your daughter got her ass whooped, but I can tell she didn't get her ass whooped enough as a kid, since she thought I was too strict for what I did. I thought she was too spoiled rotten, and I'm not Outkast so I don't apologize a trillion times, I don't even apologize one time.
by The Original Agahnim September 04, 2021
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A cynical industry where you hear the same kinds of stories and lines over and over to the point that it's a joke that isn't funny (the false hope and optimism sky is going to fall again tomorrow industry).
Person that survived storm- As long as nobody gets hurt, I don't care if I lose everything else.

Grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry Reporter- That sounds convincing.

5 years later after recovering from loss of loved one the person gets to thinking and it hits them- As horrible as it makes me sound, too horrible to put on TV, though nothing will hit as hard as me losing a loved one or an animal, I really do miss that couch and TV, even if I got another one. It sounds inhuman of me, and yet deep down anyone else would miss their shit at times if they lost it, even if they didn't tell anyone that they did. If they didn't miss their shit, they wouldn't get a house to put it in, but if they did get a house and wouldn't miss their shit, they'd live in an empty house, since nothing would be sacred there. If people are being honest with themselves and true to life, they also miss material things even if they miss the living things more.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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The industry that is in Mobile, Louisiana, or Florida in September for the hurricanes and in the Midwest in the spring for the tornados. They're not even around long enough to give a fuck about anybody, if another hurricane hit a few weeks later in the Bahamas, they'd already be in the Bahamas with a new story, a new group of people they care so much about, and a new fundraising and rescue effort underway.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry is not on your side, they are not your friend. They are just the people that control your supply chain (they have all the power) if you end up fucked. They are the same people that control the weapons, military, government, industry, and first responders.
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
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Grey community

A community that isn't white (peach/tan) or black (brown).
Calling a community a black community was a lot like calling it a white community, it was a divisive thing to do. The community was more of a grey community, somewhere between the two truths most people told as their own.
by The Original Agahnim August 22, 2021
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Exceptional dork

The kind of dork that doesn't think they are a dork.
The dork girl was the one in the picture with the other dork posing with boxing gloves or something that would make her look tougher or different than the other dork. She must have been one exceptional dork.
by The Original Agahnim November 25, 2021
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