The Original Agahnim's definitions

Hedgetrimmer

A weapon instead of a tool to some.

Oh yea she's bad, if you think Zeus is standoffish now, get closer to her bushes and see if you don't get sliced up by her hedgetrimmer. You will end up getting your arm amputated in an extrasurgical operation by her with no anesthetic if you get too close to her backyard.

by The Original Agahnim December 18, 2021

Kodak courage

Superhuman Balls of steel that last about 2 seconds.

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna have something to show for it? Okay, I'm ready, let's show the world how much kodak courage I got, it's gonna be so believable!

Camera guy/girl- Fuck, I missed, you think you can do it again?

Kodak courage guy/girl- I'm gonna beat you down for missing and put it all over youtube, embarrass the shit out of you!

by The Original Agahnim January 10, 2022

Shifty

Someone that is an enemy of your enemy and a friend of you one day, then is an friend of your enemy and and an enemy of you the next, to get a different perspective.

He/she had been shifty long enough that it made some people think that he/she was just pretending to be their friends while looking carefully for a spot to place their dagger. Someone is simply either your friend or your enemy.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

Mighty mouse girl

An unusually powerful mouse girl, the real power behind other mice.

The Mighty Mouse Girl tried to convince them all that they were the big cheese, but really she knew who was going to get all the cheese in the end.

by The Original Agahnim July 7, 2021

instigator

Someone nobody will miss.

The instigator was enticing people to get coronavirus vaccines with rewards (like donuts) to prove everyone else was as much of a sellout as her, that way she wouldn't have to be a sellout alone, she could be in it together with others. The difference between her and the ones that she did manage to trick into getting the vaccine is that some of them were actually serious about public health, and really did take it seriously (they weren't just saying they took it seriously in some public service announcement to make themselves look/sound like a serious person).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Find out what?

A way of saying you might be able to fuck somebody up, but you're not going to intimidate them any longer.

Find out what? Nobody is fucking around with you, and you haven't fucked anybody up yet.

by The Original Agahnim September 8, 2021

Passive aggressive mask enforcement

When a business owner doesn't enforce a mask mandate directly, but tries to intimidate a customer into wearing a mask by threatening them with trespassing charges if they don't comply with the mask mandate. You don't really have a right not to wear a mask if you can get arrested for trespassing for it, you have the illusion of a right not to wear a mask, and in reality you have no rights.

The owner of the business supported passive aggressive mask enforcement for customers, rather than handling anything himself/herself (without a gun).

by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021