The marshmallow girl didn't think the world supported her enough, but if they did, she thought any kindness she was shown shown by them was weakness on their end. She also thought that because she never got an ass whooping from an authority figure such as a parent as a kid, that there was nobody in the world that could do it.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
Once Cartman got stuck with emotional honesty, he could no longer repress negative or revealing feelings, and therefore could no longer repress others with his bullshit. Zeus had been gelded in return for what he did to Cronus, and now neither of them could wake up (and the world was better off without either mythological character hovering over them).
by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021
A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).
The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
Someone that tells people one thing from their pulpit, then tells people something different behind the scenes.
The poser would say God Bless You when somebody sneezed in public, but would reveal that he/she never actually believed in God or the bible when it was just family, friends, or nobody (not the broader audience) around. After all of his/her talk about what other people did not want in their backyards, it turned out the one who was a different person outside their own backyard was him/her, not the Not in My Backyard folks (a clever abbreviation).
by The Original Agahnim July 05, 2021
Someone that has a different name, look/image, and language than the one they spoke as a kid (a language more like an imitation of someone else's) to get liked/accepted by others more than they were as a kid.
He/she must have wanted to be a poseur when he/she grew up, because he/she is speaking in someone else's tongue instead of his/her own, but then again he/she always imitated other people growing up too, without really ever being someone that other people thought about imitating as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim November 04, 2021
A female that thinks males don't have the capacity to love or cook their own food for themselves, and thus they need to pick a female to do it for them. A female that pretends to be a kiss ass sub serviant person to benefit from doing so (usually financially).
The pick me could always marry an 87 year old guy if she wanted to be with somebody her claims of having to cook for, clean for, and serve would actually be legitimate. Other females might judge her and think she should be more selective still, but if he was a billionaire why would being selective matter to her?
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
The girl looked in the mirror one day and saw knuckles the echidna looking back at her from the other side, and couldn't decide whether to laugh or get infuriated, so she looked around for someone to ask if it was them trying to be funny and not the one in the mirror.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021