Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Mormon harem 

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

Mormon harem by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Ladder 

An object made of metal or sometimes wood or another material.

You must have X-ray vision, balls of steel, a cape, and the ability to fly if it's true that you can see through the rungs of that ladder or the walls of that building where others can't. Most people find that that stuff opague enough.

Ladder by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Ladder 

An object made of metal.

You mudt have balls of steel, X-ray vision, a cape, and the ability to fly if you can see through rungs in a ladder or walls in a building, most people find that stuff opague enough.

Ladder by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Asshole 

An abrasive personality like sandpaper.

Everybody can see why that asshole was always single, whether it was at 22 or any other age. Nobody was shocked by that.

Asshole by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Respect 

When a female says a male that doesn't respect a female doesn't deserve one, she's implying that every female is somehow a gift to a male that has one, a necessity in a male's life, and that any male that has a girl or a wife doesn't know how lucky he is.

Nobody has to respect somebody of either sex respect that holds nothing sacred, nobody owes them that,because the one that holds nothing sacred respects nothing and no one.

Respect by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

The larva

A worm like dance.

He/she is not ready to fly yet, so he/she is still doing the larva like a caterpillar.

The larva by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Udaho 

A place that doesn't show up on any map but the synaptic map of a fruitcake.

Where is Udaho Charly?

Udaho by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021