by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021
Get the Quack mug.Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.
If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
Get the Dick measuring contest mug.The instigator never held her tongue because she couldn't, she had no self control. She always blurted out either fuck you or a parrot like repetition of anything you just said in response back to her to try and provoke you. It was impossible to get along with/be civil with her since she was always standoffish just below the surface, like a purse dog ready to bite/tear somebody's head off.
by The Original Agahnim January 20, 2022
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Get the Smiling shooter mug.No matter what image somebody is going for, getting to do anything you wanted to without getting disciplined for it isn't a strict childhood.
The bubbly girl bullied people because she had too little discipline as a kid, not too much. She thought calling her childhood strict would make her sound tough instead of the soft, nerdy kid that she really was.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
Get the strict mug.Look at what happened to Charlie's head when they didn't take Sato into custody as quickly as possible. It was almost like they wanted him to escape, but why? They seemed to know better, but they wanted to be the two stooges, Charlie and Nick, though Nick doesn't seem like a guy you would trust with your life if you wanted to live a long one.
by The Original Agahnim October 01, 2021
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