Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Princess of darkness
Princess of darkness by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021
Instant replay decapitation
You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.
Instant replay decapitation by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Noisy ones
The kind of people that will ride up behind you on a motorcycle and stab you in the back with a sword if you're too busy watching a quiet one to notice one of them coming.
So you watch your quiet rogue minding his business over there, meanwhile I'll be watching these noisy ones on motorcycles with their swords and knives out. This guy Sato is dragging his sword on the ground sending sparks everywhere, and as interesting as the quiet one might be, it looks like Sato is going to decapitate somebody in about 2 seconds. When was the last time you saw a guy get decapitated? You see quiet ones minding their business all the time, what is there to watch?
Noisy ones by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Bad Will Hunting
A version of Good Will Hunting where Will becomes a sinister young man instead of a good kid. He doesn't just let people down, he doesn't even let them live.
Will became a unabomber that tried to take being a unabomber to a level it had never been taken before in Bad Will Hunting, and once he raised the bar for future unabombers, nobody had broken his kill record since.
Bad Will Hunting by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Bad Will Hunting
The sociopathic version of Will Hunting that becomes a unabomber when Skylar goes to California without him.
Will went on a killing spree in the sequel to Bad Will Hunting. The accidental killing of Skylar by his own self made bomb was what turned him sinister.
Bad Will Hunting by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Bad Will Hunting
Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.
Bad Will Hunting by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021
Assume
No, he doesn't want you to treat him like a conquering hero if that's not who you really think the guy is. He would rather you let him know what you really think of him without the false optimism, that way he can let you know what he really thinks of you. You'll never know if he can actually handle what you say or do until after you grow the pair of balls you will need to say or do it directly, otherwise you'll have to assume you made him overthink.
Assume by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021