The Original Agahnim's definitions

Home

Somewhere you'll never need a welcome from somebody else.

He/she was home, and it didn't really matter whether some outsider wanted him/her there or not, he/she was there to stay no matter how inflammatory the outsider tried to get with him/her. The outsider could get out and never come back, since it was too goddamn bad if the outsider didn't like him/her being home.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Cam Newton

He sometimes brought bad publicity with reporters, so people at some point were going to find out he wasn't a superhero and he wasn't perfect, he was just a guy. He hasn't had a whole lot of room to be a regular guy because of the superhero nicknames and image.

Some of what Cam Newton said and did was as questionable as what anybody else says and does. He didn't really ever claim to be perfect, somewhere he got the superhero image and it stuck.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.

Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.

It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Fox lady

A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.

The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.

by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022

Rabbit

Often a superficial kind of person.

The rabbit didn't just seem too good to be true, the rabbit was like a rabbit in the hat of a magician, it was too good to be true.

by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021

karate chop

Something dangerous people do.

This real cocky girl wanted to box that dude or karate chop him, and though he wasn't going to tell her what to do or what not to do, he just thought she wasn't using her best judgment, that was all.

by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021