crybully

The kind of person that laughs as soon as the cops leave (either hauling somebody to jail or not) but runs to them and whines after instigating an incident.
The crybully only had tears in her eyes for show, she was usually too busy laughing at people to cry, except when it was time to try and get someone in trouble.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
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Chaperone

Someone that supervises.
Ashton was always getting shushed by her chaperone, she hated it.
by The Original Agahnim January 04, 2022
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Simone Biles

The gymnast alive now that could get more medals than any other male or female gymnast one day, but there's always going to be somebody trying to throw the favorite off course with setbacks, which is why it helps when the favorite stays humble enough not to buy in to everything the media tries to build them up to.
There are forces that will conspire to throw someone like Simone Biles off, as they would with other favorites. People like that dedicate every bit of energy than Olympic athletes dedicate to going for a medal to throwing the game, the race, or the event.
by The Original Agahnim August 03, 2021
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High paying job

Struggling on your feet won't always get you a high paying job, that doesn't mean it isn't worth it to stay off your knees.
You won't be guaranteed a high paying job if you don't get on your knees, but there's already enough other people compromising everything to be a part of a collective machine that you don't have to be one more cog in it.
by The Original Agahnim August 04, 2021
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Fruitcake

The secretary was a fruitcake, but for some reason people, including the lawyer she was in a relationship with, still paid her undue attention.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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Cartman

A cartton that wanted to be an extrovert when it was fun or funny to him, but didn't want to get stuck as one all the time, even when it wasn't fun, funny, or fair weather shit.
Cartman ended up stuck with Tourette's syndrome depending on his stuffed animals to tell him how awesome he was. That's what happens when you try to be something you're not.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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American History Y

The version of history that allows people to be unoppressed and unrepressed, even if they would still choose the oppressed image to take advantage of or walk over anybody they could.
American History Y is just as good as American History X, one doesn't seem more right than the other, though females might secretly hate the Y version a little bit more, since the X version gave them unlimited power to whine about how oppressed they were, not that they were the only group to try and capitalize on being "marginalized" or feeling left out.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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