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Definitions by The Original Agahnim

Vaccine resistance 

Vaccine resistance isn't about people believing vaccines are laced with something other than the vaccine itself for everybody, it is about people that know that rules and laws coming from someone other than themselves are not more credible than what they know to be true. A medical or science degree doesn't make one person smarter than another, they've either invested more money in (or had their mother and father invest more money in) an education for themselves, that doesn't make them more responsible or informed people than any unvaccinated person. Doctors and scientists are as capable of spreading misinformation as anybody on facebook, yet for some reason people listen to them because they have convinced people that they need them, and hence people give them authority they don't give people on social media or anywhere else for that reason.
If vaccine resistance is what a person knows to be right to stand for, listening to a doctor tell them why it's wrong is a good way to fall for anything a doctor, a scientist, or anybody else says. There is money being made off mask sales, and there is money being made off vaccines, whether free vaccines are being given out or not to persuade more people to get one. The end result will still be the government/healthcare/science/media and related fields having more control of people's lives than they already do, and they've almost completely overrun most people's autonomy to become a near totalitarian state, claiming that things will get better if people give them just a little bit more control of their lives than they already have. Already anybody that disagrees with these folks is someone they want to make a fool in the eyes of the masses to gain support from the masses and eliminate any resistance that is left. They can control most people some of the time, but they can't control everyobe all the time.

Princess of darkness 

The princess of nightmares, shadows, and all things terrifying and unseen.
The bubbly girl was the motherfuckin princess of darkness.

Instant replay decapitation 

You watch a decapitation just once and you might get sad or feel something else (fearful, angry), but you watch it 5 or 6 times and you see the humor in it, which is why instant replay makes sense for something like that.

Noisy ones 

The kind of people that will ride up behind you on a motorcycle and stab you in the back with a sword if you're too busy watching a quiet one to notice one of them coming.
So you watch your quiet rogue minding his business over there, meanwhile I'll be watching these noisy ones on motorcycles with their swords and knives out. This guy Sato is dragging his sword on the ground sending sparks everywhere, and as interesting as the quiet one might be, it looks like Sato is going to decapitate somebody in about 2 seconds. When was the last time you saw a guy get decapitated? You see quiet ones minding their business all the time, what is there to watch?
Noisy ones by The Original Agahnim October 3, 2021

Bad Will Hunting

A version of Good Will Hunting where Will becomes a sinister young man instead of a good kid. He doesn't just let people down, he doesn't even let them live.
Will became a unabomber that tried to take being a unabomber to a level it had never been taken before in Bad Will Hunting, and once he raised the bar for future unabombers, nobody had broken his kill record since.

Bad Will Hunting

The sociopathic version of Will Hunting that becomes a unabomber when Skylar goes to California without him.
Will went on a killing spree in the sequel to Bad Will Hunting. The accidental killing of Skylar by his own self made bomb was what turned him sinister.

Bad Will Hunting

Like Good Will Hunting except without the happy ending where Will goes to California wearing rose colored glasses to be with Skylar. Instead he becomes a unabomber and accidentally blows Skylar away by leaving a bomb in the mailbox to blow her husband (his competition) away.
Investigators could not identify Skylar's remains at the end of Bad Will Hunting. The bomb in her mailbox was for her husband, but she was in the wrong place at the right time, while Will watched in horror from the bushes.