Definitions by The Original Agahnim

George Carlin 

A guy that really was from the same neighborhood as his brother, it wasn't just his pretentious bullshit that kept him there for many years, it was home for him. He was a real person.

George Carlin wasn't a guy from New Jersey pretending to be from New York or using five different pseudonyms, he was himself all the time.

George Carlin by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Jive ass turkey 

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.

Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

Jive ass turkey by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Nigger lover 

Something you haven't heard since the 2000's, before Facebook and Myspace, except in movies about the 1800's made in the 2010's.

Even the black people were trying to run that crazy no good nigger lover out of town, and it was the town he was originally from.

Nigger lover by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Dog 

People train dogs, cats train people.

Dog- Please give me some food, I'm begging you.

Human- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- If my food isn't in my bowl on time, you know your house is going to look like a tornado hit it, I don't need to tell you that. I'll be on the other side of the door, you're not going to see me coming when I jump on you. This is not a game.

Human- Okay, I'm trying to make it right, fuck.

Dog by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

overinflated

The ego of a guy that doesn't do everything a female says or assume she is always right about everything and questions her.

That guy is not a home trained puppy, he must have an overinflated ego, that's his problem.

overinflated by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Racism

When someone hates the human race and other people in it, a condition not exclusive to any one group of humans.

Racism is really a human trait that becomes what it's made to look like rather than what it is.

Racism by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

unique 

A nice way to say there he is, that unremarkable asshole is back.

His point of view is so unique.

unique by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021