Definitions by The Original Agahnim
Cam Newton
As long as the referees hate Cam Newton being himself on the field, they are going to keep making life difficult for him over him showing any emotions other than smiling or greeting fans and shit like that. He's been in the league long enough to be left alone now, he's already done things no other quarterback has done, and he's not done yet.
Cam Newton by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
Naturals
The strange folk that arrived weren't offending the naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking or pouring gasoline all over their hornets nest trying to blow it up.
Naturals by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
reverse man child
A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.
reverse man child by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
reverse man child
Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.
That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.
reverse man child by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
crybully
The kind of person that laughs as soon as the cops leave (either hauling somebody to jail or not) but runs to them and whines after instigating an incident.
The crybully only had tears in her eyes for show, she was usually too busy laughing at people to cry, except when it was time to try and get someone in trouble.
crybully by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021
meltdown
Something somebody says happened to somebody when they don't really have anything, they're just full of shit.
The girl said he had a meltdown even though he had been off drugs for years and was happy to be home and doing good, mostly to defer suspicion from her own state of mental health, to keep anyone from questioning it.
meltdown by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
weird
Someone that refuses to be dysfunctional because there is no themself to be, they're always trying to be someone else.
The weird bubbly cultish girl had always been obsessed with death, spirituality, and psychology, things that didn't particularly interest everybody if not things that others found to be dull subject matter.
weird by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021