The Noogie's definitions

Paul/Paulie

A Paul is an instant eye catcher. Usually shy and reserved until he's found his comfort zone. When he let's his hair down, he partys hard and his laugh is catchy. This introvert takes a bit of peer pressure to get going, but full of smiles and kindness. Not an ardent drinker and a clean cut guy, he is willing to push limits, try harder, go faster, take the bull by the horns. He makes people laugh with his jokes. He is hard to get to know until the walls are down. A Paul is loyal, a gentle warrior for those he loves and puts family and friends first. He is a hard worker, any Company's asset. A creative man with a heart of gold. He has an eye for beauty. A Paul only wants the best for everyone. Paul is a life-long mate. He takes friendships seriously. This guy is gorgeous in EVERY way. Inside and out. Smart, clever, and a thinker. Practical & logical. No bullshit. This friend will protect & guild you. He is generous and pure. Hang onto a Paul. He's forever material.

Wow, I wish I was a Paul/Paulie

I've been blessed with a Paulie today

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Denise

A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.

If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Dylan/Dills

Without Dylan's this world can actually just shrivel up and die. This guy will make u question EVERYTHING about everything. A limitless source of energy and entertainment. His enthusiasm for life boils over and ignites those around him. He is sharp & very sensitive for a guy. A diamond in the rough with a pure heart. Easily offended, but forgives immediately. This dude never forgets but also doesn't hold grudges. He's a family man, connects deeply to his tribe and is a spiritual healer. You feel good and in awe around these boys. They have spark and personality forged before time itself. His stellar goodlooks leave girls weak and guys envious. He is strong, intelligent and caring. An animal lover and activist. Many aspire and fall short of wanting to know or have a Dylan. A natural born leader and sportsman. Yet with little sportsmanship. He never shuts up and when he does you miss it. Finders keepers.

I'm all Dylaned out.
Wow! Really I thought Dylan/Dills was incredible, what a smooth talker.

No! Thise Dylan leadership qualities leave me with little-man syndrome.

by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Anna/Margot

There are'nt enough words so describe what an Anna is. Queenly, comes close. This small, understated, regal being encompasses all that is right, solid & good. A genuine woman with culture, style, taste & a deep understanding of life. Anna can correctly sum you up in a second of meeting you. She is gloriously entertaining & has many life travels to enthrall audiences with. Well read & immaculately spoken, she doesn't show her age. Her cuteness & pretty eyes are only a tiny part of her all round beauty. This girl has been hurt, betrayed, abandoned, forgotten & abused. Yet, you will never see her scared. Anna means generosity- In EVERYTHING. Her bold & brilliant personality covers her broken heart & spirit. An Anna enjoys good food, beautiful fabrics, exotic places and interesting people. Anna sees everyone as her equal. Anna is fair, brutally honest & kind. Except to herself. There is nothing that you cannot ask of Anna. She carrys the world on her shoulders with a magnificent smile. Anna is an inspiration. With her achievements and truthfulness. The very best mother anyone can ever ask for. An Anna deserves the cream of what life has to offer. Her intelligence is next level epic, although she undersells herself. This is a gal with the warmest heart and sparklyest nature. The truest, most loyal friend you will ever find. She is a trusted companion and belongs in your life forever. Hard to spot, so if you find an Anna- shackle her to you. You don't want her to get away.

Jane: how was your trip?
Fred: it was complete Anna/margot. Perfect

That is the most beautiful diamond I've ever seen, it's an Anna!!!

by The Noogie June 29, 2019

Anton Van Staaden

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.

I met the most needy person today!
"It must have been Anton Van Staaden"

by The Noogie October 25, 2019

Anton/Toni

This guy has been bust doing it to his dogs while on drugs. Typically a SA aspergers case. Really gay man but pretends to be mentally disadvantaged and an emotionally basket case. In love with his housemate & porn. Drinks toilet water and alcohol excessively. Dishonesty and sadistic sums up an Anton. Most entitled person you'll even meet. Paranoid the world is planning revenge on him. Cant keep a friend or partner. RED FLAGS!!! Probably a serial killer. Should be featured on Police File. This guy hides behind a camera with picturing everyone naked. An embarrassing example of the apex species.

I mean a creep of note today!
Must be an Anton/Toni

by The Noogie October 25, 2019