Definitions by The Noogie

Dylan/Dills 

Without Dylan's this world can actually just shrivel up and die. This guy will make u question EVERYTHING about everything. A limitless source of energy and entertainment. His enthusiasm for life boils over and ignites those around him. He is sharp & very sensitive for a guy. A diamond in the rough with a pure heart. Easily offended, but forgives immediately. This dude never forgets but also doesn't hold grudges. He's a family man, connects deeply to his tribe and is a spiritual healer. You feel good and in awe around these boys. They have spark and personality forged before time itself. His stellar goodlooks leave girls weak and guys envious. He is strong, intelligent and caring. An animal lover and activist. Many aspire and fall short of wanting to know or have a Dylan. A natural born leader and sportsman. Yet with little sportsmanship. He never shuts up and when he does you miss it. Finders keepers.

I'm all Dylaned out.
Wow! Really I thought Dylan/Dills was incredible, what a smooth talker.

No! Thise Dylan leadership qualities leave me with little-man syndrome.

Dylan/Dills by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Gatlik 

True South African word. Pronounced gutturally at the back of the throat.

Meaning: not good. Not great. Not well. Commonly describes bad ones mood, attitude or health.
Literally translates: "hole-like"
Can be used as "gatlike" too

Jane: you look under the weather today.
Candy: I think I'm coming down with flu, I feel gatlik.

Zane: why the long face today my friend?
Bill: debbie left me last night, I'm in a gatlike place.

Mary: you said you got fired! Omg!!! That's truly gatlik. I'm so sorry Wendy.

When you stabbed me in the back by telling Ross what I said, that was gatlik. I'm very upset.

Gatlik by The Noogie June 26, 2019

Schlepp 

When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.

Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.

Schlepp by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Noranne 

A girl that is unique on her uniqueness. Really pretty, elfishly cheeky, cocky, crazy, cute and clever. She will blow your mind with her quick wit & sharp wise & insightful tongue. Quick to compliment& easy to get hurt. This girl exudes confidence, she rocks her shit. Noranne will defend what she believes in & fight to the end for those she loves. Noranne is the definition of loyalty. Every1 deserves a 2nd chance, but screw that up with her- & u cease 2 exist. A mysterious, multi-faceted woman. Adapts to many situations & has different friends. She's a great mother, best friend, inspirational. A fighter & lover. A goddess & warrior. A chic for smiles, adventures, deep talks & interesting moments. If you ever meet a Noranne, hold on tight, you're in for the ride of your life.

Everyone should be Noranne'd in loyalty
I was given a Noranne pearl of advice today

Noranne by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Stink finger 

This is a derogatory term for the sexual act of being fingered. This is the insertion of fingers or ties into a sexual cavity, usually for pleasure. It referees to either the girls vagina smelling rather rude ie: fishy (like opening a tin of sea product cat food) or dirty in some sour way or the guy /girls hands having been grungy to start with. Really not a good thing. May also have references to anal or butt fingering. Which leaves the extremity smelling a little nasty afterwards. All round an unpleasant rather obnoxious experience. Can be easy remedies with intense hygiene protocols. Should rather be avoided where possible.
Stink finger. Stink fingering, stink fingered.

I have stink finger after fingering Sally last night. Oh dear: hope ammonia gets of off!
This is the 2nd time I've asked Elton to wash his bum before I finger him, now I have stink finger again

Stink finger by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Ja Nee

Brilliant word. South African based. Literally translates to "yes no". Is great in many instances. It can be a conversation filled.

Used to fill pregnant pauses.
Portrays a sense of indifference.
Also if you're not sure if you COMPLETELY agree or disagree with someone.

Its friendly and non-committal.

Sorta strange so you can end statements with it.

Hows this odd weather? Ja Nee
So the current political situation.... ja nee
I heard Molly might be preggers. Answer: ja nee
Interesting people here right? Ja nee

Ja Nee by The Noogie June 25, 2019