Definitions by The Noogie

Denise 

A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.

If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be

Denise by The Noogie June 27, 2019

Gatlik 

True South African word. Pronounced gutturally at the back of the throat.

Meaning: not good. Not great. Not well. Commonly describes bad ones mood, attitude or health.
Literally translates: "hole-like"
Can be used as "gatlike" too

Jane: you look under the weather today.
Candy: I think I'm coming down with flu, I feel gatlik.

Zane: why the long face today my friend?
Bill: debbie left me last night, I'm in a gatlike place.

Mary: you said you got fired! Omg!!! That's truly gatlik. I'm so sorry Wendy.

When you stabbed me in the back by telling Ross what I said, that was gatlik. I'm very upset.

Gatlik by The Noogie June 26, 2019

Schlepp 

When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.

Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.

Schlepp by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Noranne 

A girl that is unique on her uniqueness. Really pretty, elfishly cheeky, cocky, crazy, cute and clever. She will blow your mind with her quick wit & sharp wise & insightful tongue. Quick to compliment& easy to get hurt. This girl exudes confidence, she rocks her shit. Noranne will defend what she believes in & fight to the end for those she loves. Noranne is the definition of loyalty. Every1 deserves a 2nd chance, but screw that up with her- & u cease 2 exist. A mysterious, multi-faceted woman. Adapts to many situations & has different friends. She's a great mother, best friend, inspirational. A fighter & lover. A goddess & warrior. A chic for smiles, adventures, deep talks & interesting moments. If you ever meet a Noranne, hold on tight, you're in for the ride of your life.

Everyone should be Noranne'd in loyalty
I was given a Noranne pearl of advice today

Noranne by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Stink finger 

This is a derogatory term for the sexual act of being fingered. This is the insertion of fingers or ties into a sexual cavity, usually for pleasure. It referees to either the girls vagina smelling rather rude ie: fishy (like opening a tin of sea product cat food) or dirty in some sour way or the guy /girls hands having been grungy to start with. Really not a good thing. May also have references to anal or butt fingering. Which leaves the extremity smelling a little nasty afterwards. All round an unpleasant rather obnoxious experience. Can be easy remedies with intense hygiene protocols. Should rather be avoided where possible.
Stink finger. Stink fingering, stink fingered.

I have stink finger after fingering Sally last night. Oh dear: hope ammonia gets of off!
This is the 2nd time I've asked Elton to wash his bum before I finger him, now I have stink finger again

Stink finger by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Ja Nee

Brilliant word. South African based. Literally translates to "yes no". Is great in many instances. It can be a conversation filled.

Used to fill pregnant pauses.
Portrays a sense of indifference.
Also if you're not sure if you COMPLETELY agree or disagree with someone.

Its friendly and non-committal.

Sorta strange so you can end statements with it.

Hows this odd weather? Ja Nee
So the current political situation.... ja nee
I heard Molly might be preggers. Answer: ja nee
Interesting people here right? Ja nee

Ja Nee by The Noogie June 25, 2019