The Mr Needles Experience's definitions

zune

Microsoft's new MP3/Video player that actually is making Apple nervous. It can share files wirelessly via Wi-Fi, can play videos on a bigger screen than the iPod, charge faster and doesn't look too bad. It actually looks like it has a thumb wheel like the iPod so it can convert people to the Zune.

Slash: Look, I got the new Zune.
Torch: Oh, that. It's no match for the iPod. Nobody bought it yet and nobodys gonna.
Slash: Well, it can share files wirelessly and has a bigger screen to play videos.
Torch: And who will you share videos with?
Slash: Well...uh...stfu.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006

roflquaffle

another way of using rofl just like roflwaffle or roflcopter except now harry potter fans will kill it if they ever hear it.

Andy: did you know that George likes the 5th harry potter movie?
Bob: rofl
Andy: roflcopter
Bob: roflquaffle
George: WOW ROFLQUAFFLE HAHAHA thats amazing youre a genius lol roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle roflquaffle..
Andy: people will never find your body Bob

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

ninja

Buddy, Chief, Bro, dawg, man, dude, etc.

Torch: I'm bored lets play this stupid synonym game.
Slash: Hey dude.
Torch: What's up, ninja.
Slash: Ninja is not a synonym for dude.
Torch: Ahp, you lose.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 5, 2006

sharpie

A permanent marker that easily makes you high, dizzy or both. Either way, it kills your brain cells.

Slash: Torch, I think you got a problem.
Torch: What is it?
Slash: I think...you're addicted to sharpies.
Torch: What? No I aint.
Slash: Uh, you're sniffing it right now.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

G dubs

Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine

See also bush

Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 16, 2006

high

The alternate state of being that you enter after using certain drugs or sniffing certain things. You will feel very surreal and look at things with a different perspective. You laugh at a lot of silly things, speak differently and have impaired motor skills. Your blood pressure usually goes down, sometimes to the point of fainting. But that's not a point. Being high is an experience that is nearly unparalleled and cannot be described. People say that getting high kills brain cells, but that's because your brain is oxygen-deficient from smoking or sniffing in the first place (That's how people get high off of whiteout and sharpies)

A really funny thing to do to people who get high is say "Do you want some food?" and they'll probably say "Yeah" and then you say "Well too bad I don't have any...bitch." There was this kid who used to come in class high every time and one day we put an imaginary box on his head and he started flipping out, yelling "Get it off! I can't see!"

by The Mr Needles Experience October 9, 2007

StarCrack

A play of Warcrack, which was a term given to Wow because it was extremely addictive. Same goes with StarCraft. And when Blizzard releases a WoS (or GoS for Galaxy of StarCraft), people will refer to it as Starcrack. Besides it fits SC.

Slash: Hey look, those guys are playing StarCraft.
Torch: You mean Starcrack. Look at those low lifes play their strip hermione granger games. Do they really have to look at porn even while playing SC?
Slash: Hey, she's hot.
Torch: I never knew you were into snobby British girls.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006