msg

A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.

MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2007

maplestory

ever play diablo 2? it's like diablo 2 but 500 times slower and 5000 times more tedious. for heavens sake you kill snails and mushrooms can kill you. it's also boring since it lacks a real plot. however, if you REALLY REALLY want to play this game, you gotta hack. if you don't hack, you're putting yourself at a disadvantage to the other people who do hack, and you'll be wasting your time.

wanna know how slow maplestory is? it takes around 5 minutes to get to level 2, and around 2 hours to get to level 10. then it takes around 20 hours to get to level 30. in diablo 2, you can go from 1 to 75 in 16 hours. both are a waste of time, but which one would you rather do?

by The Mr Needles Experience April 19, 2007

marijuana

the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a joint can make you high if you lick them.

marijuana: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

by The Mr Needles Experience March 22, 2007

high

The alternate state of being that you enter after using certain drugs or sniffing certain things. You will feel very surreal and look at things with a different perspective. You laugh at a lot of silly things, speak differently and have impaired motor skills. Your blood pressure usually goes down, sometimes to the point of fainting. But that's not a point. Being high is an experience that is nearly unparalleled and cannot be described. People say that getting high kills brain cells, but that's because your brain is oxygen-deficient from smoking or sniffing in the first place (That's how people get high off of whiteout and sharpies)

A really funny thing to do to people who get high is say "Do you want some food?" and they'll probably say "Yeah" and then you say "Well too bad I don't have any...bitch." There was this kid who used to come in class high every time and one day we put an imaginary box on his head and he started flipping out, yelling "Get it off! I can't see!"

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2007

Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.

Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

G dubs

Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine

See also bush

Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 17, 2006

M-80

A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.

Real M-80s were so strong that the military used them to simulate grenade explosions.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 28, 2007