The Mountain Cat's definitions

Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

by The Mountain Cat December 4, 2016

Mulch Effect

The sudden unnoticed advancement of time when hanging out with a particular individual.

Wow, it’s 3 am already?! The damn Mulch Effect gets me every time I hang out with you!

by The Mountain Cat June 20, 2011

Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.

"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Manifestivus

A universal holiday designating the beginning of a calendar year when people come together to share their intentions to manifest positive changes to their lives as well as others.

Christine sat with her family on Manifestivus and told them how she planned to start an exciting new business in 2017!

by The Mountain Cat January 1, 2017

Night of Legends

How you describe a epic evening with friends that was very memorable for good reasons. (Plural: Nights of Legend)

"Wow that was a Night of Legends last night. In fact the whole summer has been filled with Nights of Legend!"

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012