Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.

"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Kaostic

Kaostic: adj.

1. A state of being or result that is derived from a tornado like spinning of angst and frenetic energy which produces something fabulous.

2. An unexpected fabulous result.

3. Making lemonade from lemons (or vodka from potatoes).

4. A delusion state of one's own fabulosity.

Hot damn, everything's so kaostic when Kerri Ann comes around!

by The Mountain Cat July 22, 2016

An Aunt Marion

The intentional or lazy action of short arming an item to another person forcing that receiving person to reach unreasonably further to grab that item.

"Dude, really?! I always have to reach across to table to take the ketchup bottle from you. Stop pulling An Aunt Marion!"

by The Mountain Cat June 09, 2018

Concrackulations

To congratulate someone for kicking their crack habit. Or for obtaining crack.

You haven't smoked crack for a month, concrackulations!

Concrackulations for finding some decently priced crack!

by The Mountain Cat December 04, 2016

Night of Legends

How you describe a epic evening with friends that was very memorable for good reasons. (Plural: Nights of Legend)

"Wow that was a Night of Legends last night. In fact the whole summer has been filled with Nights of Legend!"

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

Smarty-Pants Phone

Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.

Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"

Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012