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The emoticon for Emo.

Also the emoticon for pussy.
by The Moody Poet January 2, 2007
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A guy or girl that likes to fuck or have sex with their own cum or someone else's cum. Can also apply to someone who is on speed or who has dropped an E that is able to produce loads of pre-cum to self-lubricate the fuck hole!
"Did you see how Barry cum-fucked that street whore?"

"First I'm gonna cum on your hard cock and then you can cum-fuck my tight little pussy!"

"That nasty little fuck Mikie was cum-fucking the arse out of a guy on the fire escape!"

"Last night I was cum-fucked!"
by The Moody Poet August 2, 2006
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Emotionally raped is a person who feels absolutely violated, mistreated and abused in a non-physical contact manner. Its the improper treatment that stirs the soul into a breakdown mode.

To force someone in such a hostile manner by oral conversation to comply with what they want without considering the feelings or emotions of that person.

An overly emotional person who takes everything to heart.
I spoke with the electricity company and felt emotionally raped after the conversation they had with me. They spoke down to me in such a way that I felt they had emotionally raped me and even put that in my complaint.

The way he treated me on the phone I felt emotionally raped!

Stop it you fuck'n cunt! Your emotionally raping me!
by The Moody Poet August 6, 2006
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To go from one Church to another Church, experiencing many worshipping services.

To attend more than one Church service and partake in many other Church activities, other than your usual Church.
"Margaret had been Church hopping for three months now. She's Church hopped from Baptist Ministries, to Christian Survivors, Knight Templar’s, Heavens Gate, Peoples Temple and the list just goes on and on."

"Oh well at least she has stayed on the path of Christianity and not Faith Hopped."
by The Moody Poet October 2, 2006
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The Queen of England is a ruling female monarch or Sovereign that is head of state for the United Kingdom and it's Commonwealth. i.e Australia etc

The Queen of England is slang for when a female storms into a room and will not be reckoned with, and will not take no for an answer.
POMMY ACCENT - "I couldn't very well bloody believe it!" "Whah" "Jessica marched in like the Queen of bloody England and told me I was fired and had 30 seconds to exit the bloomin' building!"

When my mother died, Cheryl just marched in like The Queen of England and took whatever she wanted, and left without even a word!" "Not a word!"

Who does that Irish tart Sinead O'Connor think she is, The Queen of fucking England?"
by The Moody Poet August 23, 2006
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A sling fuck is when you’re fucking someone in a sling.

A sling fuck is a supporting black leather cradle that is strapped, hoisted to the roof with chains, which a person is able to lay back on, and wait to be sexually penetrated. See Bondage or Mistress.

A sling fuck is a dirty term used for promiscuous men and women at sex clubs that like to be fucked by lots of multiple partners. See slut or cockworshipper.
"I bet that little bitch is just begging for a sling fuck tonight!"

"Yeh I sling fucked that slut from the ghetto last night."

"Excuse me Miss Vanstone, would you be interested in a sling fuck tonight?" "Should I order the tip truck to slide you in?"
by The Moody Poet August 15, 2006
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African Feminist who stood up and risked her life for what she believed in. A hero!

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a martyr!

Ayaan Hirsi Ali wrote a book called, Infidel, turned her back on Islam and told the world the truth about The Prophet Muhammad.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is widely hated in the Muslim world, but is highly respected and loved all over the world.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a brave woman who is laying down her life and standing up to a system of beliefs that believes that it cannot be questioned. Ayaan Hirsi Ali is my hero!

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is highly awarded and respected all over the world for freedom of speech and freedom of spirit.
by The Moody Poet June 19, 2007
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