Teen drama website where:
1. Teenagers (and old, lonely women) vote on other user's profiles based on photos, often featuring scantily clad girls. See slutty.
2. Teenagers cry about their crappy lives.
3. Teenagers post on forums. Normally they make no sense, use only one word, and often based around the thought they are 1337. Which they are not.
1. Teenagers (and old, lonely women) vote on other user's profiles based on photos, often featuring scantily clad girls. See slutty.
2. Teenagers cry about their crappy lives.
3. Teenagers post on forums. Normally they make no sense, use only one word, and often based around the thought they are 1337. Which they are not.
by The Monkey King November 27, 2004
United Earth Directorate.
Name of the futuristic totalitarian government of Earth found in the game Starcraft. Committed a mass genocide of criminals, psychics and mutants to retain the "purity of the human race". Akin to the Nazi Germany in this sense, and that of an uber-bureaucracy.
First makes their appearance in Brood War, in which a fleet is sent to fight the Protoss and Zerg onslaught. At first does amazingly well, winning numerous battles and taking over the Zerg homeworld of Char; even enslaving the Overmind. Later defeated by the Queen of Blades, so totally that no ship ever makes it back to Earth to tell of what transpired.
Better be back in Starcraft 2.
Name of the futuristic totalitarian government of Earth found in the game Starcraft. Committed a mass genocide of criminals, psychics and mutants to retain the "purity of the human race". Akin to the Nazi Germany in this sense, and that of an uber-bureaucracy.
First makes their appearance in Brood War, in which a fleet is sent to fight the Protoss and Zerg onslaught. At first does amazingly well, winning numerous battles and taking over the Zerg homeworld of Char; even enslaving the Overmind. Later defeated by the Queen of Blades, so totally that no ship ever makes it back to Earth to tell of what transpired.
Better be back in Starcraft 2.
Excerpt from United Earth News report:
Zerg!
The very mention of this terrifying race once brought fear to all who heard it.
But now we can all rest easy, as our own forces now occupy their very home world of, Char.
Months have passed since our initial confrontation with the Zerg. And now Directorate forces have taken control of the planet Char, long since rumored to cradle the malevolent Overmind of the Zerg.
Zerg!
The very mention of this terrifying race once brought fear to all who heard it.
But now we can all rest easy, as our own forces now occupy their very home world of, Char.
Months have passed since our initial confrontation with the Zerg. And now Directorate forces have taken control of the planet Char, long since rumored to cradle the malevolent Overmind of the Zerg.
by The Monkey King February 02, 2005
I was listenin' to creep on mah headphones.
by The Monkey King February 22, 2005
Angry Beavers was one of the last great Nickelodeon cartoons, featuring two hilariously funny beaver-brothers, which was unfortuantely cancelled in the great purge of funny.
by The Monkey King May 28, 2005
Call of Duty: United Offensive
Expansion pack to the brilliant WWII shooter.
Drastically improves the shitty multiplayer seen in the original,
while retaining the awesome cinematic single player experience.
Buy. This. Game.
Expansion pack to the brilliant WWII shooter.
Drastically improves the shitty multiplayer seen in the original,
while retaining the awesome cinematic single player experience.
Buy. This. Game.
Bill: What game you wanna play?
Bob: The obvious choice, COD:UO!
Bill: FUCK YEAH!
*Awesome Gaming Experience Ensues*
Bob: The obvious choice, COD:UO!
Bill: FUCK YEAH!
*Awesome Gaming Experience Ensues*
by The Monkey King November 27, 2004
Leader of the Zerg race in Starcraft.
Looks like a really ugly blob and is always ordering you around.
Don't worry. He dies.
Looks like a really ugly blob and is always ordering you around.
Don't worry. He dies.
Infested Terran: For the Overmind!
by The Monkey King February 02, 2005
Stoofoo was once small, peaceful community of posters exiled from the behemoth, Shacknews.
In recent times, it has become an inferno of both personal and political hate. Our experts have pinned this on the great migration of Squabble, which was another, less restrictive, home for Ex-Shackers. Unfortunately, it was shut down without any warning.
Stoofoo is now the last hope for Jews running from the Shacknazi regime.
In recent times, it has become an inferno of both personal and political hate. Our experts have pinned this on the great migration of Squabble, which was another, less restrictive, home for Ex-Shackers. Unfortunately, it was shut down without any warning.
Stoofoo is now the last hope for Jews running from the Shacknazi regime.
by The Monkey King November 27, 2004