The Man With No Name's definitions

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Ghostly Expansion

When your boner grows without anything to arouse you.

I had a ghostly expansion while doing my homework last night.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Scrub

A shrimp-like loser.

He is such a scrub.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

Corrosive Backbone

A cut underneath your penis.

My zipper cut my dick and now I have a corrosive backbone.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

Cardinal Crabs

An STD you get from priests.

Every time I was an alter boy, I somehow ended up getting cardinal crabs.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

Playtime Imposter

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.

I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017