Definitions by The Legendary Ironwood
Super perfundo on the early eve of your day
Wiley: Yeah, man. Well, I gotta go man.
John: Ok, later man. Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.
Wiley: What's that mean?
John: Well you know, I've never figured it out. Maybe you can. This guy always whispers it in my ear. Lewis.....he's a reoccurring dream character.
John: Ok, later man. Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.
Wiley: What's that mean?
John: Well you know, I've never figured it out. Maybe you can. This guy always whispers it in my ear. Lewis.....he's a reoccurring dream character.
Super perfundo on the early eve of your day by The Legendary Ironwood January 29, 2007
science damn it
An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.
Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!
science damn it by The Legendary Ironwood January 26, 2007
dipsoluscious vacation
noun. (dip-sol-lush-us vay-kay-shun)
1. A state of being where a person declares himself on vacation as an excuse to be lazy and/or to avoid work.
2. Can also be used to define a very pleasurable period of time or experience.
Though orthography of the word may vary (sometimes the first "o" is an "a"), this is the most logical spelling.
"dipsoluscious vacation," is the product of the words "dipso" + "luscious." Dipso, meaning, "a person who has a compulsion to drink alcohol; a dipsomaniac," and luscious meaning a variety of things such as “richly appealing to the senses or the mind,” or “having strong sensual or sexual appeal.” These words harmonize together to establish the tone of the word to be euphoric in nature.
1. A state of being where a person declares himself on vacation as an excuse to be lazy and/or to avoid work.
2. Can also be used to define a very pleasurable period of time or experience.
Though orthography of the word may vary (sometimes the first "o" is an "a"), this is the most logical spelling.
"dipsoluscious vacation," is the product of the words "dipso" + "luscious." Dipso, meaning, "a person who has a compulsion to drink alcohol; a dipsomaniac," and luscious meaning a variety of things such as “richly appealing to the senses or the mind,” or “having strong sensual or sexual appeal.” These words harmonize together to establish the tone of the word to be euphoric in nature.
as used on family guy...
Lois: Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree.
Peter: Lois, I told you I'm on dipsoluscious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?
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Larry: Two more days of school left!
Greggo: Sweet, summer will be 3ish months of non-stop dipsoluscious vacation!
Lois: Peter, tomorrow's Christmas Eve and you still haven't gotten us a tree.
Peter: Lois, I told you I'm on dipsoluscious vacation. What part of that don't you understand?
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Larry: Two more days of school left!
Greggo: Sweet, summer will be 3ish months of non-stop dipsoluscious vacation!
dipsoluscious vacation by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
doubleplus
1. A prefix used to create the superlative form of an adjective or adverb. Also used for emphasis to stress an idea/emotion. Is superior to the prefix "plus."
ex.
doubleplusgood = fantastic/wonderful/amazing/etc.
plusgood = great/fine/better/etc.
This term originated from George Orwell's novel, 1984 as a part of the modified English language of Newspeak. In the book, doubleplus was used to eliminate "unnecessary" words to limit one's vocabulary/ability to express.
ex.
doubleplusgood = fantastic/wonderful/amazing/etc.
plusgood = great/fine/better/etc.
This term originated from George Orwell's novel, 1984 as a part of the modified English language of Newspeak. In the book, doubleplus was used to eliminate "unnecessary" words to limit one's vocabulary/ability to express.
from the book...
"If you want a stronger version of "good", what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like "excellent" and "splendid" and all the rest of them? "Plusgood" covers the meaning, or "doubleplusgood" if you want something stronger still. "
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Larry: Did you just see that three pointer I just made? It was doubleplussweet.
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Gregizor: Our IB internal assessment is due tomorrow!? This is doublepluslame!!
"If you want a stronger version of "good", what sense is there in having a whole string of vague useless words like "excellent" and "splendid" and all the rest of them? "Plusgood" covers the meaning, or "doubleplusgood" if you want something stronger still. "
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Larry: Did you just see that three pointer I just made? It was doubleplussweet.
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Gregizor: Our IB internal assessment is due tomorrow!? This is doublepluslame!!
doubleplus by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
three pointer
Noun
1. Name given to a classification of shots made in the game of basketball. A three pointer is accomplished when the player with the ball successfully makes his shot behind the three-point line. Worth three points due to great distance that shot was made from.
2. Last hope for white guys in the NBA.
Failure to make the three pointer commonly results in an airball and much mockery.
Note: Three pointers are often shot from “downtown.”
1. Name given to a classification of shots made in the game of basketball. A three pointer is accomplished when the player with the ball successfully makes his shot behind the three-point line. Worth three points due to great distance that shot was made from.
2. Last hope for white guys in the NBA.
Failure to make the three pointer commonly results in an airball and much mockery.
Note: Three pointers are often shot from “downtown.”
three pointer by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
fives
A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. As the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. After standing up from his chair, the person announces "fives", and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence.
Powerful foe of, "you move your feet, you loose your seat."
Powerful foe of, "you move your feet, you loose your seat."
Rudolf: I need to pee, fives.
==four minutes later==
Rudolf: Get your ass out of my seat.
Schwartz: No Way!
Rudolf: I called fives, schmuck.
Schwartz: ... arr, you got me this time.
==four minutes later==
Rudolf: Get your ass out of my seat.
Schwartz: No Way!
Rudolf: I called fives, schmuck.
Schwartz: ... arr, you got me this time.
fives by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005
axe
A conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. Often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant.
Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
"I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe."
"Get me some of that!"
"Me too!"
"Over here!"
"I want some!"
A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."
"Get me some of that!"
"Me too!"
"Over here!"
"I want some!"
A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."
axe by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005