The Lady Rowan's definitions

Awesomist

An awesomist is a true believer in the "Almighty Awesome".

After seeing that concert tonight, I am now a true awesomist

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Ass Punk

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

Awesomology

The study of all things awesome

Too bad colleges don't offer courses in awesomology. I would be in A student.

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Awesomism

The religious belief in the power of the "Almighty Awesome" to believe in awesomism makes you an awesomist

Awesomist have their prayer meetings at rock concerts. Isn't awesomism awesome?

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Education before Proclamation

Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.

People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!

by The Lady Rowan May 31, 2020

.!.

The SMS symbol for giving the finger

The world needs a SMS symbol for giving the finger to someone and it should look like this. .!.

by The Lady Rowan March 31, 2015