The Lady Rowan's definitions

Awesomology

The study of all things awesome

Too bad colleges don't offer courses in awesomology. I would be in A student.

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Awesomism

The religious belief in the power of the "Almighty Awesome" to believe in awesomism makes you an awesomist

Awesomist have their prayer meetings at rock concerts. Isn't awesomism awesome?

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people

On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush

by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018

FOAD, Toad

An insult to someone you REALLY want to hurt or to leave you alone. (Fuck off and die, toad)

Why don't you FOAD, toad? You're not wanted here.

by The Lady Rowan July 28, 2018

.!.

The SMS symbol for giving the finger

The world needs a SMS symbol for giving the finger to someone and it should look like this. .!.

by The Lady Rowan March 31, 2015

Education before Proclamation

Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.

People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!

by The Lady Rowan May 31, 2020