cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Ass Punk

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

FOAD, Toad

An insult to someone you REALLY want to hurt or to leave you alone. (Fuck off and die, toad)

Why don't you FOAD, toad? You're not wanted here.

by The Lady Rowan July 28, 2018

.!.

The SMS symbol for giving the finger

The world needs a SMS symbol for giving the finger to someone and it should look like this. .!.

by The Lady Rowan March 31, 2015

Awesomistic

Having a positive outlook towards an amazing future

DJ: I'm feeling really awesomistic about doing my show tonight

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

OMG-S

Oh My Goddess! Used in the same context as "oh my God" but as an alternative for those of us that seek another path

OMG-S That love spell worked alil too well

by The Lady Rowan July 2, 2012

Awesomist

An awesomist is a true believer in the "Almighty Awesome".

After seeing that concert tonight, I am now a true awesomist

by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019