Awesomology

The study of all things awesome
Too bad colleges don't offer courses in awesomology. I would be in A student.
by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019
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cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape
That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.
by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016
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FOAD, Toad

An insult to someone you REALLY want to hurt or to leave you alone. (Fuck off and die, toad)
Why don't you FOAD, toad? You're not wanted here.
by The Lady Rowan July 28, 2018
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Ass Punk

A person that is the side-kick to a bully
Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.
by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016
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.!.

The world needs a SMS symbol for giving the finger to someone and it should look like this. .!.
by The Lady Rowan March 31, 2015
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Educate yourself before you start spewing crap on everyone. Make sure you actually know what are proclaiming before you try to get people to listen to you.
People RIOTING need to first try "education before proclamation" of thier reasons to "protest" BEFORE they loot and burn their own. Violece is not the answer for those who have educated themselves of the problems at hand. Get it right before you fight!
by The Lady Rowan May 31, 2020
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script poker

Played just like regular poker but use your meds to ante up. Popular game for old people
On script poker night at the old folks home, Agnes bet her liver pills on a pair of jacks but Ruth raised her a pain pill on a straight flush
by The Lady Rowan June 28, 2018
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