by The Jeff S January 04, 2019
by The Jeff S April 18, 2023
The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.
by The Jeff S February 05, 2017
Barbara walkered across the common dining room of the senior center unnoticed. There was a time, she thought. One a hottie, now a tottie.
by The Jeff S July 06, 2024
When taking personal time off (PTO) from work becomes so stressful that your dread of rhe first day back rises to the point of PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder), that is called PTOSD.
by The Jeff S December 16, 2021
The growing volume of people and places that can give you the corona virus. Handshakes, desk surfaces, door handles, sneezes...
On the way home from {work} today I had to avoid a whole coronacopia of disease... does my forehead feel warm to you?
by The Jeff S March 09, 2020
"Woot-woot" is defined by the Urban Dictionary as an expression of excitement or joy, typically upon receiving good news. Thus Woot-toot is an expression of excitement upon sensing a joyous or otherwise remarkable fart.
"Moments after finishing his third burrito, my roommate emitted a fart of rare and surprising duration, harmony, and syncopation. 'Woot-toot!' I cried."
by The Jeff S March 30, 2017