13 definitions by The Jeff S
The top of the bell curve in the evolution of man. The point in time at which the betterment of each generation over the previous one ceases to occur, and the species begins to backslide toward stupidity. Peak Evolution occurs when morons procreate faster than the enlightened.
by The Jeff S February 5, 2017
When taking personal time off (PTO) from work becomes so stressful that your dread of rhe first day back rises to the point of PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder), that is called PTOSD.
by The Jeff S December 16, 2021
The growing volume of people and places that can give you the corona virus. Handshakes, desk surfaces, door handles, sneezes...
On the way home from {work} today I had to avoid a whole coronacopia of disease... does my forehead feel warm to you?
by The Jeff S March 9, 2020
"Woot-woot" is defined by the Urban Dictionary as an expression of excitement or joy, typically upon receiving good news. Thus Woot-toot is an expression of excitement upon sensing a joyous or otherwise remarkable fart.
"Moments after finishing his third burrito, my roommate emitted a fart of rare and surprising duration, harmony, and syncopation. 'Woot-toot!' I cried."
by The Jeff S March 30, 2017
When you don't win a sweepstake and the sponsor feels obligated to tell you who did, they apprize you of the winner.
I wish they hadn't apprized me of who won the car. He doesn't look like he needed it as much as I do.
by The Jeff S May 13, 2021
by The Jeff S May 15, 2016