9 definition by The Jeff S

When you don't win a sweepstake and the sponsor feels obligated to tell you who did, they apprize you of the winner.
I wish they hadn't apprized me of who won the car. He doesn't look like he needed it as much as I do.
by The Jeff S May 13, 2021

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If you elope and then divorce, that is to delope.
They eloped, but eventually the marriage fell apart and they divorced; they deloped.
by The Jeff S January 04, 2019

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