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Nondissimilar

The opposite of the opposite of similar. Means almost the same thing as "not different" and means the same thing as "not dissimilar" and "similar". A pointless double negative that is only used either as part of a joke or by people who think saying vaguely fancy sounding words makes them seem smarter.
"Such decadence is displicitive of mannerisms nondissimilar to that of the peccary..."
"What?"
by The Insult Man July 13, 2022
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People

not very smart
people shouldn't exist
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard
by The Insult Man November 21, 2022
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Tooth Tarnishing Twat

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"
by The Insult Man February 4, 2021
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The Mere Postulation

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!
by The Insult Man May 28, 2021
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Beefwitted Barnacle

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!
by The Insult Man March 11, 2021
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Galvulation

To galvulate is to engage in slightly but not damagingly mischievous fun, which may potentially arouse suspicion despite the lack of any clearly observable risk. Usually describes the activities of a social gathering or similar. Despite the way it sounds, this word generally has nothing to do with the mammalian reproductive system. Can be used as a verb, a noun, or an adverb depending on the context.
My word, what galvulations have we gotten ourselves into? I dutifully hope our good fellows beyond the corridor walls don't get the wrong idea...
by The Insult Man November 20, 2022
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