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Pomhort

A person who hosts fun events (weddings, games, movie night, ect.) but is somehow always late to them, whether it be on purpose or accident.
"Jimmy forgot to come to his party again. This is like the 5th time in a row."
"Fukin pomhort."
by The Insult Man February 4, 2021
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Tooth Tarnishing Twat

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"
by The Insult Man February 4, 2021
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Beefwitted Barnacle

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!
by The Insult Man March 11, 2021
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Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.
William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"
by The Insult Man April 13, 2021
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Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"
by The Insult Man April 16, 2021
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Crumpet Cruncher

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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People

not very smart
people shouldn't exist
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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