16 definitions by The Insult Man

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"
by The Insult Man February 5, 2021
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A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"
by The Insult Man April 16, 2021
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The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.
"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
by The Insult Man October 17, 2021
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A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!
by The Insult Man May 29, 2021
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Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!
by The Insult Man March 12, 2021
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