The Insult Man's definitions
The opposite of the opposite of similar. Means almost the same thing as "not different" and means the same thing as "not dissimilar" and "similar". A pointless double negative that is only used either as part of a joke or by people who think saying vaguely fancy sounding words makes them seem smarter.
by The Insult Man July 13, 2022
Get the Nondissimilarmug. 
A person who hosts fun events (weddings, games, movie night, ect.) but is somehow always late to them, whether it be on purpose or accident.
by The Insult Man February 4, 2021
Get the Pomhortmug. Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
by The Insult Man February 4, 2021
Get the Tooth Tarnishing Twatmug. Another word for said, the likes of which not even J.K Rowling has set eyes or ears upon. Basically never used, for obvious reasons. When it is used, though, it's usually as a joke. In the rare case that it is legitimately used the speaker is (relatively) often conveying a combination of fear, excitement, anger, desire, empathy and/or sadness. As if the range of usage wasn't already wide enough, it can technically be used in any other circumstance to replace the word said.
In most circumstances this "word", if it can even be called that, is completely and utterly worthless.
Its past tense form is either "eglonocloptorialated" or "eglonocloptorialationated", but as of the time of this definition's writing, almost nobody knows about the word in the first place so whether or not one of those is grammatically incorrect will likely remain forever a mystery.
In most circumstances this "word", if it can even be called that, is completely and utterly worthless.
Its past tense form is either "eglonocloptorialated" or "eglonocloptorialationated", but as of the time of this definition's writing, almost nobody knows about the word in the first place so whether or not one of those is grammatically incorrect will likely remain forever a mystery.
by The Insult Man September 14, 2022
Get the Eglonocloptorialatemug. Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.
Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.
Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
by The Insult Man March 11, 2021
Get the Beefwitted Barnaclemug. by The Insult Man May 28, 2021
Get the The Mere Postulationmug.