The Insult Man's definitions

Constipaculation

The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.

"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"

by The Insult Man October 17, 2021

Galvulation

To galvulate is to engage in slightly but not damagingly mischievous fun, which may potentially arouse suspicion despite the lack of any clearly observable risk. Usually describes the activities of a social gathering or similar. Despite the way it sounds, this word generally has nothing to do with the mammalian reproductive system. Can be used as a verb, a noun, or an adverb depending on the context.

My word, what galvulations have we gotten ourselves into? I dutifully hope our good fellows beyond the corridor walls don't get the wrong idea...

by The Insult Man November 20, 2022

Sooth Forspokenth

A fancy way to say "so to speak"

Buddy, pal, chum, friend, I would be quite appreciative if you were to cease your shitfuckery as soon as conceivably possible, even for a mere five minutes. I am, sooth forspokenth, tired of your fucking shit.

by The Insult Man November 20, 2022

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Eglonocloptorialate

Another word for said, the likes of which not even J.K Rowling has set eyes or ears upon. Basically never used, for obvious reasons. When it is used, though, it's usually as a joke. In the rare case that it is legitimately used the speaker is (relatively) often conveying a combination of fear, excitement, anger, desire, empathy and/or sadness. As if the range of usage wasn't already wide enough, it can technically be used in any other circumstance to replace the word said.

In most circumstances this "word", if it can even be called that, is completely and utterly worthless.

Its past tense form is either "eglonocloptorialated" or "eglonocloptorialationated", but as of the time of this definition's writing, almost nobody knows about the word in the first place so whether or not one of those is grammatically incorrect will likely remain forever a mystery.

"What? I trusted you!" he eglonocloptorialated, "I can't believe you would betray me like this!"

by The Insult Man September 14, 2022

Coletrumble

Coming out of, or coming from, depending on the context. Can be metaphorical or literal. Technically could replace the word "said" in very specific circumstances.

The cold water coletrumbled the faucet into the blue kettle.

by The Insult Man September 14, 2022

Pomhort

A person who hosts fun events (weddings, games, movie night, ect.) but is somehow always late to them, whether it be on purpose or accident.

"Jimmy forgot to come to his party again. This is like the 5th time in a row."
"Fukin pomhort."

by The Insult Man February 4, 2021