The Insult Man's definitions
by The Insult Man November 21, 2022
Get the Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastardmug. The opposite of the opposite of similar. Means almost the same thing as "not different" and means the same thing as "not dissimilar" and "similar". A pointless double negative that is only used either as part of a joke or by people who think saying vaguely fancy sounding words makes them seem smarter.
by The Insult Man July 13, 2022
Get the Nondissimilarmug. 
Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
by The Insult Man February 4, 2021
Get the Tooth Tarnishing Twatmug. by The Insult Man May 28, 2021
Get the The Mere Postulationmug. Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.
Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.
Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.
by The Insult Man March 11, 2021
Get the Beefwitted Barnaclemug. The act of failing to climax during masturbation due to the fact that you are also trying to shit. Does not happen to all people, as for some, shitting makes it easier for cum to be released.
"I was experiencing some major constipaculation last night"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
"What? Why were you even doing that in the first place?"
"I was bored"
by The Insult Man October 17, 2021
Get the Constipaculationmug.