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by The Hunter May 27, 2004
Get the Tomato and Orange Soup mug.A combination of the words Schlong and Dode = Schlode.
1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.
2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.
3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.
1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.
2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.
3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.
1. "I whipped out my Schlode on that bitches face, and she had to rest it on her shoulder!"
Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."
2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"
Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."
2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"
by The Hunter May 28, 2004
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Get the camel toe mug.A loser, poser, lame-ass.
One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.
One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.
A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"
Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
Get the Jabroni mug.Another way of describing the phenomenon that is the Camel Toe, an American Tradition and Classic. When a women wears a pair of pants or shorts that shows her beefy pussy flaps actively swallowing the seam of her pants. It looks like when unstlyish dorks wear socks with their flip flop sandals.
"Damn Joe, Sally's shorts look like she's wearing a Sock In A Flip Flop!!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"
"You're right Jim, I like that shit!"
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
Get the sock in a flip flop mug.A crusty, sticky, smelly, week-old piece of poop that is either lodged in ones bunghole or stuck in ones chonies and is currently rotting away in the bottom of your hamper.
A contraction of the words Butt/Bunghole + Fungus = Bungus
A contraction of the words Butt/Bunghole + Fungus = Bungus
"I think you have some Bungus on your face, Todd"
"Hey man, can you give me a hand...errr...a finger, with this bungus? It's a real fighter!"
"Yup, I can wear these boxers again, they only have a bit of bungus on them....and...it's pretty fresh anyways."
"Hey man, can you give me a hand...errr...a finger, with this bungus? It's a real fighter!"
"Yup, I can wear these boxers again, they only have a bit of bungus on them....and...it's pretty fresh anyways."
by The Hunter May 28, 2004
Get the bungus mug.Also known as "Beef Curtains" b/c the "Camel Toe" looks like Roast Beef and hangs like curtains on either side of the pants seam.
Hey Billy, I didn't know what was for dinner until your mom walked in with those Beef Curtains!! MMMMM...They sure were tasty!!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
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