Definitions by The Handy Writer
Chronoptimist
Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”
Chronoptimist by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
Handincredible
Astonishingly and fantastically handy acts made possible through the mad skills you can learn from the Handyman. Adjectival form is permitted. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“No doubt ‘bout it, cuz. That Handyman churned out some wicked handincredible multi-purpose bookshelves.”
Handincredible by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
Chimplify
To make an idea or task so simple that even a chimpanzee could comprehend or complete something. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
“It’s widely known that Cheney had to chimplify W’s daily presidential briefings; in other words, a Texas monkey couldn’t misunderstand ‘em”.
Chimplify by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
The Dangly State
Dave: “The Dangly State seems replete with biscuit-brainers.”
Trev: “Well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”
Trev: “Well, you know what they say … all the nuts roll downhill!”
The Dangly State by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
Fugnuggets
Fugnuggets by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
Biscuit-brained
Biscuit-brained by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009
Frangibility Quotient
The calculable likelihood of something being broken or damaged when handled. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
Frangibility Quotient by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009