The abbreviation for a galactic, altruistic, charitible organization, wholly known as "Kindness to Kinky Klingons".
by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011
A psychological and abnormal fear of anything to do with beavers. Also, a personal prejudice against people who have buck teeth.
I started repairing the dam of my pond yesterday and my neighbor ran off screaming -- I think he has beavophobia.
by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011
press covfefe n.-- a non-magical coven's, (in this instance, the press), snafu editorial product. The fefe suffix stems from an extension of snafu, originally a WW II military slang acronym that meant "situation normal -- all fucked up". In "covfefe", the acronym is extended to "situation normal -- all fucked up, for each and everyplace", ergo: "snafufeae". Given that we are in the era of texting our messages, this rather cumbersome acronym has been corrupted to "snafefe" which rolls off the tongue much more eloquently. From this point it became a simple matter to prefix "snafefe" with "coven", thus combined, "covfefe", a coven, fucked up, everywhere.
by The Grottomaster June 01, 2017
The paranoid belief by rabid Hillary Clinton devotees that Vladimir Putin somehow figured out how to achieve what Al Gore would have sold his soul for, ergo: a means of manipulating the U.S.Presidential election.
by The Grottomaster December 12, 2016
by The Grottomaster March 27, 2011
A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.
by The Grottomaster April 26, 2011
A person, usually a young one and frequently of the X-generation, who lives life at the minimum and is desirious of only enough cash to squeak by, working only to the degree necessary to acheive that dubious objective. Slackers are generally viewed as lazy and unambitious parasites on society in general, especially by older generations, including former hippies who were notably more noxious in their own youth. In the 1950s and before, the people who would nowadays be commonly characterized by the term slacker would have then been the individuals who necessitated innumerable red-lettered signs which pronounced No Loafing, signs which were prominently posted nationwide at nearly every gas station of the era and which were ignored on an equal magnitude by the people whom they specifically targeted.
Zachary is a slacker of the First Water... he's a part-timer at McDonald's, listens endlessly to classic Bob Dylan tunes, and lives with anyone who has yet to run him off.
by The Grottomaster August 31, 2010