Definitions by The Grottomaster

Bufordism

The philosophy of celebrating life as a dumbass.

The U.S. government has adopted a firm policy of Bufordism for all its employees.

Bufordism by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

Archpedophile 

A priest who has molested at least 100 boys.

He's almost achieved his ranking as an Archpedophile -- he only has four boys to go.

Archpedophile by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

K.K.K. 

The abbreviation for a galactic, altruistic, charitible organization, wholly known as "Kindness to Kinky Klingons".

I joined the K.K.K. last week and they already have me set up to mentor three retarded Klingons!

K.K.K. by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

re-retard 

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.

The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.

re-retard by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

beavophobia 

A psychological and abnormal fear of anything to do with beavers. Also, a personal prejudice against people who have buck teeth.

I started repairing the dam of my pond yesterday and my neighbor ran off screaming -- I think he has beavophobia.

beavophobia by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

swinolicci

Large cooked Italian pasta shells stuffed with pork sausage which all politicians savor following a long day at work. The dish is usually served along with boiled chitterlings.

I've been voting for tax bills all day long down at the legislature so will you make some swinolicci for supper tonight?

swinolicci by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

slacker 

A person, usually a young one and frequently of the X-generation, who lives life at the minimum and is desirious of only enough cash to squeak by, working only to the degree necessary to acheive that dubious objective. Slackers are generally viewed as lazy and unambitious parasites on society in general, especially by older generations, including former hippies who were notably more noxious in their own youth. In the 1950s and before, the people who would nowadays be commonly characterized by the term slacker would have then been the individuals who necessitated innumerable red-lettered signs which pronounced No Loafing, signs which were prominently posted nationwide at nearly every gas station of the era and which were ignored on an equal magnitude by the people whom they specifically targeted.

Zachary is a slacker of the First Water... he's a part-timer at McDonald's, listens endlessly to classic Bob Dylan tunes, and lives with anyone who has yet to run him off.

slacker by The Grottomaster August 31, 2010