slunger

An Appalachian noun describing either a fish of very large dimension or an unusually large pecker, (on either an animal or a human.) The 'g' has a soft pronunciation, like a 'j-sound'.

Man I dragged that catfish into the boat and it was a fuckin' slunger!

by The Grottomaster June 07, 2011

K.K.K.

The abbreviation for a galactic, altruistic, charitible organization, wholly known as "Kindness to Kinky Klingons".

I joined the K.K.K. last week and they already have me set up to mentor three retarded Klingons!

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

Mucous Mary

A snot and tomato juice highball punctuated with 100-proof vodka, all shaken with ice, garnished with two pimiento pits on a toothpick.

Bartemder, take that little snot over in the corner a Mucous Mary

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.

I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.

by The Grottomaster May 09, 2015

re-retard

A dumbass who eventually wises up and then subsequently moves to Berkeley, California.

The Berkeley Welcome Wagon visited two new re-retard residents today.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

beavophobia

A psychological and abnormal fear of anything to do with beavers. Also, a personal prejudice against people who have buck teeth.

I started repairing the dam of my pond yesterday and my neighbor ran off screaming -- I think he has beavophobia.

by The Grottomaster April 13, 2011

covfefe

press covfefe n.-- a non-magical coven's, (in this instance, the press), snafu editorial product. The fefe suffix stems from an extension of snafu, originally a WW II military slang acronym that meant "situation normal -- all fucked up". In "covfefe", the acronym is extended to "situation normal -- all fucked up, for each and everyplace", ergo: "snafufeae". Given that we are in the era of texting our messages, this rather cumbersome acronym has been corrupted to "snafefe" which rolls off the tongue much more eloquently. From this point it became a simple matter to prefix "snafefe" with "coven", thus combined, "covfefe", a coven, fucked up, everywhere.

"It's just more examples of covfefe from the western media."

by The Grottomaster June 01, 2017