Michael Pineda may have blown the save, but his girlfriend didn't complain when he gave her a pine tar necklace.
by The Grimm Reaper April 29, 2014
A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.
**or**
When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
**or**
When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018
My wife always complains when I fart in the shower because she says I turn the bathroom into a Staten Island Sauna.
by The Grimm Reaper February 12, 2015
A corner store in a large city that, aside from regular items, has a surprisingly large and diverse selection of craft beer.
Seth went to the beerdega around the corner from his apartment in Brooklyn to buy a couple of lottery tickets and ended up leaving with several four-packs of new IPA releases.
by The Grimm Reaper September 26, 2020
Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.
by The Grimm Reaper August 05, 2022
A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.
Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.
by The Grimm Reaper December 20, 2020
Sheila gave the Congressman Owl's Head in the wine bar's bathroom, and he got off, looking down at her big, googly eyes.
by The Grimm Reaper January 25, 2014