The Greg's definitions

fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best

Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer

by The Greg June 18, 2004

Rolla Wrist

Medical condition resulting from excessive masturbation. Originated in Rolla, Missouri due to lack of a female population.

Jon beats off so much at school he's got the worst case of rolla wrist ive ever seen

by The Greg June 10, 2004

pulled a hamstring

Another meaning for vomiting after a night (or day) of too much drinking.

Jeff went out with Greg and pulled a hamstring in the STRIPES van on the way home.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

fadonk

What Dan's dad does to him with the giant mexican cock.

Dan gets fadonked so much he has to wear a helmet

by The Greg June 11, 2004

Squiggilyfuck

Gibberish, similar to spanglish, that Dan Dan the Mexican yells when he gets really pissed off and cant speak right.

Squiggilyfuck Tony is a dumbshit!!!

by The Greg June 10, 2004

douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

by The Greg July 1, 2004

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004