The Grammar Nazi's definitions

boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.

Is that guy a boobie faker?

by The Grammar Nazi January 19, 2002

nummers

adj. Good-tasting, yummy.

That Annie's Mac and Cheese was nummers!

by The Grammar Nazi January 10, 2002

Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.

Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

mugu

A term used by African scam artists (specifically of the spam variety) to describe the people they get money from. Literally translated, it means something like "big idiot."

I've got another five thousand messages from Nigerian losers who think I'm just another mugu.

by The Grammar Nazi November 17, 2003

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

candy

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"

"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."

by The Grammar Nazi November 11, 2002

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

by The Grammar Nazi November 18, 2006