Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

thwop 

1. n. The sound mashed potatoes make while being served.
2. v. To serve mashed potatoes, creating a "thwop"ing sound.

Would you kindly thwop me some mashed potatoes?

thwop by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.

We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.

second feeding by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

dark times 

The hours after sunset and before dawn. Speficically, those hours when you're awake and don't want to be.

I've got to get up for my show at 4am this Saturday. Dark times!

dark times by The Grammar Nazi November 20, 2001

cum

1. n. Semen
2. v. To orgasm

Usage Note: the word is spelled with a 'u' to differentiate it from 'come,' which has a... cleaner definition.

I just got some spam inviting me to "cum here." Is there a double meaning here???

cum by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

spooge 

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

spooge by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

veto 

To summarily dismiss a suggestion of something to do/eat/listen to/etc. Ususally used when the suggestion is distateful to the vetoer.

Yeah, I'm going to have to veto the Britney Spears.

veto by The Grammar Nazi November 16, 2001

nippley

adj. Chilly; cold enough to make the nipples stand at attention.

Person 1: Hello, Ms. Anderson-Lee. It's a bit nippley out today, isn't it?
Pam: Huh? It's 80 degrees...

nippley by The Grammar Nazi November 15, 2001