The Graham's definitions

the lemon law

the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.

i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)

That lemon law totally saved me from a this monobrowed chick

by The Graham November 23, 2009

Amish Kiss

When two beards are rubbed together in a loving, passionate, or otherwise caring way.

Me and Adam totally Amish Kissed the other day it was so hot.

by The Graham May 25, 2011

Cow Shit Pie

normal, plain, or average

Dave: does that always happen?

Jerry: Ya, it's as normal as cow shit pie

by The Graham March 17, 2009

SNA

special needs adolescent


A way to call someone retarded without insulting actual disabled people

Josh:I like peanut butter and ham

Graham:Your such a SNA

by The Graham March 15, 2009

googullable

adj. describing someone who believes everything they see/read online.

you're so googullable, obviously a cell phone doesnt turn into a demon in a microwave

by the graham July 8, 2011

Copulation

the amount of police officers typically found in a certain area

I can never speed around my house because there's such a dense copulation.

Don't worry about it, there is such a small copulation around here.

by The Graham November 13, 2011

Pubic Bundle

When your hair is in a bun and gets all messed up by the wind so its all messy and weird, thus, looking like a bundle of pubes.

Paige: "The wind is messing up my hair."
Rachel: "Yeah, It's giving me a pubic bundle."

by The Graham June 2, 2010