The Gideon Lion's definitions

sudden "I doubt" death syndrom

A parody of "sudden adult death syndrome" that suggests there is no such thing as SADS, but that in fact adults are dropping dead as a result of being vaxxed.

A: Did you hear that John died of sudden adult death syndrome?
B: More like he died of sudden "I doubt" death syndrome.

by The Gideon Lion June 23, 2022

public eggsecution

Publicly shaming shameful behavior by throwing eggs at the offender

At happy hour last night, Fred quipped tongue-in-cheek that the University City community planning committee should be publicly eggsecuted for putting up all that hideous street "art" (if you can call it that) all along Governor Drive. Everyone there agreed with him. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about so I took a stroll this morning to check it out. Oh my, I absolutely see why he would call for public eggsecution. I wasn't given a vote on it, were you? Was anyone in the community? The word HIDEOUS is as close a descriptor as it gets but still doesn't do it justice. I hope the community rises up to have those giant tribal-looking popsicle sticks taken down. What a blight on our little community's main thoroughfare! Blechhh! Take them down!

by The Gideon Lion June 22, 2022

Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.

The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.

by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021

NFT

"No F*in' Thanks"
A parody acronym of the Non-Fungible Token (NFT) (because it's worthless and you'd have to be insane to buy one)

Did you hear that people are selling Non-Fungible Tokens (NFT's) now. It's lunacy! You'd have to be nuts to buy one. NFT should stand for "No Frickin' Thanks"!

by The Gideon Lion March 11, 2021

Hodl your godl!

A counter-response to the "hodl" meme of Bitcoin-mania fame, which calls on crypto-currency owners to hold fast until their digital booty reaches the moon, "hodl your godl" suggests that what should be "hodled", rather, is gold (and other precious metals, like silver) to hedge against the inevitable inflation ahead. This one's for you, Pete! Hodl your godl!

A: Did you catch the market today? Gold dropped 2% and is bouncing around $1880/ounce while Bitcoin at last surpassed the $18k mark and appears to be on its way back up to its historic highs.
B: Yeah, I saw that. But that's all just "for now." If you're smart, you'll sell your Bitcoin and hodl your godl!

by The Gideon Lion November 18, 2020

Hodl your godl!

"Hodl your godl!" is a counter-response to the call by proponents of digital currencies to "hodl" -- a typo of "hold" that has reached viral meme status worldwide -- onto Bitcoin and other crypto-currencies. Mirroring the "h-o-l-d" to "h-o-d-l" pattern of the original fat-fingering, "g-o-d-l" likewise follows the same rearranging of the letters of the word "gold". "Hodl your godl!" is therefore a call to hold onto gold with the expectation that gold (and other precious metals such as silver) will hedge against the inevitable inflation ahead.
This one's for you, Pete! "Hodl your godl!"

A: Hey, did you check the market today? Gold is down 2% bouncing around $1880 an ounce, and Bitcoin is nearing historic highs again! It just hit $17,600!"
B: Yeah, I saw. But that's all just for now. If you're smart, you'll hodl your godl!

by The Gideon Lion November 17, 2020