The Gideon Lion's definitions

Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.

The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.

by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021

Cogito, ergo sim

"I think, therefore simulation"

A spin off Rene Descartes cogito argument, "Cogito ergo sim" suggests we are living in a post-singularity simulation at a time in the sim before the singularity happens.

A: "Do you think we are living in base reality or is this interactive 3-D experience a simulation?"
B: "Cogito, ergo sim."

by The Gideon Lion August 9, 2020

Dezi

Democratic Socialist. A member or proponent of the fascist movement on the political Left in America that will eventually come to absolute power and lead America into full decline.

With God's good grace, the Dezi Party will be defeated and utterly blotted out.

by The Gideon Lion October 13, 2020

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021

public eggsecution

Publicly shaming shameful behavior by throwing eggs at the offender

At happy hour last night, Fred quipped tongue-in-cheek that the University City community planning committee should be publicly eggsecuted for putting up all that hideous street "art" (if you can call it that) all along Governor Drive. Everyone there agreed with him. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about so I took a stroll this morning to check it out. Oh my, I absolutely see why he would call for public eggsecution. I wasn't given a vote on it, were you? Was anyone in the community? The word HIDEOUS is as close a descriptor as it gets but still doesn't do it justice. I hope the community rises up to have those giant tribal-looking popsicle sticks taken down. What a blight on our little community's main thoroughfare! Blechhh! Take them down!

by The Gideon Lion June 22, 2022

Hodl your godl!

A counter-response to the "hodl" meme of Bitcoin-mania fame, which calls on crypto-currency owners to hold fast until their digital booty reaches the moon, "hodl your godl" suggests that what should be "hodled", rather, is gold (and other precious metals, like silver) to hedge against the inevitable inflation ahead. This one's for you, Pete! Hodl your godl!

A: Did you catch the market today? Gold dropped 2% and is bouncing around $1880/ounce while Bitcoin at last surpassed the $18k mark and appears to be on its way back up to its historic highs.
B: Yeah, I saw that. But that's all just "for now." If you're smart, you'll sell your Bitcoin and hodl your godl!

by The Gideon Lion November 18, 2020

Devs

God's mind. A place where humans only appear to have free will but in fact do not. A place where every human action is predetermined as if we are on "tram tracks".

From the FX miniseries Devs written by Alex Garland, "Devs" is an alternate spelling of "Deus" using the Latin "v" as "u", meaning God.

I'm telling you man, this place is Devs! Free will is only an illusion.

At first I thought everything was a coincidence or a result of random probability, but now I'm starting to think we're living in Devs.

by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020