Dezi

Democratic Socialist. A member or proponent of the fascist movement on the political Left in America that will eventually come to absolute power and lead America into full decline.

With God's good grace, the Dezi Party will be defeated and utterly blotted out.

by The Gideon Lion October 13, 2020

Hodl your godl!

A counter-response to the "hodl" meme of Bitcoin-mania fame, which calls on crypto-currency owners to hold fast until their digital booty reaches the moon, "hodl your godl" suggests that what should be "hodled", rather, is gold (and other precious metals, like silver) to hedge against the inevitable inflation ahead. This one's for you, Pete! Hodl your godl!

A: Did you catch the market today? Gold dropped 2% and is bouncing around $1880/ounce while Bitcoin at last surpassed the $18k mark and appears to be on its way back up to its historic highs.
B: Yeah, I saw that. But that's all just "for now." If you're smart, you'll sell your Bitcoin and hodl your godl!

by The Gideon Lion November 18, 2020

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

by The Gideon Lion May 08, 2021

Good Lives Matter

A response to the BLM movement, GLM advances the idea that it is one's good content of character, not the color of one's skin, that "matters".

There is evil made manifest in this place -- evil that comes in all colors. To protect and foster what is good in this place, Good Lives Matter, which also come in all colors.

by The Gideon Lion August 29, 2020

NFT

"No F*in' Thanks"
A parody acronym of the Non-Fungible Token (NFT) (because it's worthless and you'd have to be insane to buy one)

Did you hear that people are selling Non-Fungible Tokens (NFT's) now. It's lunacy! You'd have to be nuts to buy one. NFT should stand for "No Frickin' Thanks"!

by The Gideon Lion March 11, 2021

Zed eyes

Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.

When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?

by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020

Hodl your godl!

"Hodl your godl!" is a counter-response to the call by proponents of digital currencies to "hodl" -- a typo of "hold" that has reached viral meme status worldwide -- onto Bitcoin and other crypto-currencies. Mirroring the "h-o-l-d" to "h-o-d-l" pattern of the original fat-fingering, "g-o-d-l" likewise follows the same rearranging of the letters of the word "gold". "Hodl your godl!" is therefore a call to hold onto gold with the expectation that gold (and other precious metals such as silver) will hedge against the inevitable inflation ahead.
This one's for you, Pete! "Hodl your godl!"

A: Hey, did you check the market today? Gold is down 2% bouncing around $1880 an ounce, and Bitcoin is nearing historic highs again! It just hit $17,600!"
B: Yeah, I saw. But that's all just for now. If you're smart, you'll hodl your godl!

by The Gideon Lion November 17, 2020